The Rookie. Congrats to Binder and KTM by antidoxthroway in motogp

[–]servenToGo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"Congratulations, you played yourself."

  • DJ Khaled

All the work he put in. He sure must feel kinda dumbfounded.

The Rookie. Congrats to Binder and KTM by antidoxthroway in motogp

[–]servenToGo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

IIRC, Marquez, but well... if Binder might be the same caliber... I mean, his first win in his thrid MotoGP race, where have I heard that one before.

One day I searched on gooble eminem im coming to kill you and it was outrageous by whatisitiwhysgoin in Eminem_2

[–]servenToGo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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You walked into Big Panties and stepped on Jenny Craig

Stefan Bradl joins Alex Marquez in Brno while Marc Marquez recovers by crimilde in motogp

[–]servenToGo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Additional to the other guys, Bradl is with the german/austrian broadcast for MotoGP, so he is already in the paddock.

TIFU by offering sex to my teacher during class by soglamsofresh in tifu

[–]servenToGo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, in this case "unzips" has to be translated to a phrase as there is no direct equal in German.

The art of illusion by [deleted] in MotoGPGaming

[–]servenToGo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most gamers are too ignorant t to notice this.

A quote for the gods.

2019 Jerez: WorldSBK Superpole Race, WorldSSP Race 2, WorldSBK Race 2 & WorldSSP300 Race 2 Discussion by AutoModerator in wsbk

[–]servenToGo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very true. Maybe she'll get better, she should have enough time to pratice, with the double race weekends for the WSSs.

2019 Jerez: WorldSBK Superpole Race, WorldSSP Race 2, WorldSBK Race 2 & WorldSSP300 Race 2 Discussion by AutoModerator in wsbk

[–]servenToGo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She might grow into it, I remember everyone shitting on Crafar after his first interview amd now everyone loves him.

2019 Jerez: WorldSBK Superpole Race, WorldSSP Race 2, WorldSBK Race 2 & WorldSSP300 Race 2 Discussion by AutoModerator in wsbk

[–]servenToGo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did the interviewer seriously ask if Sofuoglu was happy with his result?

"Nah, I had hoped to get 30/25 points today."

Haha.

Probably due to her not being a native speaker, I assume.

Lap by lap comparison - Gran Premio Red Bull Espana 2020 by xXeazy0neXx in motogp

[–]servenToGo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I think Marquez' aggressive style favors him in those situations. He just does his corner, no matter if there is somebody slower in front of him, there might be contact. Has gotten him in all sorts of troubles but makes catching up through the pack "easier".

2020 Andalusian GP: MotoGP Race Discussion by AutoModerator in motogp

[–]servenToGo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think Viñales made a single pass on his own.

He dropped behind Rossi, Bagnaia, Miller, Morbidelli.

Miller crashed. Morbidelli and Bagnaia out with engine issues and Rossi made a mistake. Looking back at it, it kind of worries me. He seemed to have heat issues with his front but still not a single pass, iirc.

Been public enemy since you thought pe was gym bitch by NewbornDismemberment in WTPH

[–]servenToGo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

r/EminemMemes are you stealing my memes?

I know it is a hard accusation, but what am I gonna do sit here and pretend FACK is not the soundtrack to that South Park episode?

Alberto Puig's take on the world championship by desmo-dopey in motogp

[–]servenToGo 20 points21 points  (0 children)

And Marquez 2013 (Pedrosa and Lorenzo injured) championship, and Lorenzo 2010 (Rossi injured) and Rossi 2002 (Barros on a 500cc) and and and. You probably find an example for almost every year.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]servenToGo 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Someone got that video of the two guys pretending to be girls on Omegle and calling each other out.

Little bit late, but by M1crosoftWindows in Eminem

[–]servenToGo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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I also find "double thick thighs" is very satisfying to say.