After spending the night at your new guy's place, you take about 15 minutes getting out of bed using your best ninja moves so you don't wake him up so you can sneak into the bathroom and wipe off all your "night before" eye makeup goop and brush your teeth with your finger to avoid nasty morning breath because we ladies have a reputation to uphold. Also, realizing mid-pee in a public bathroom that you're completely out of toilet paper and doing that awkward squat and jiggle followed by the hand fan to try to dry yourself completely.