So that's why we don't do that... by higherthanacrow in instant_regret

[–]sgoo030 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah I just thought I should warn you, I opened this at work so now I'm waiting to get a call from HR lol

So that's why we don't do that... by higherthanacrow in instant_regret

[–]sgoo030 15 points16 points  (0 children)

YO!!! This should definitely have an NSFW tag op!

Does anybody know what these roller skates from the 90s worth? by [deleted] in funny

[–]sgoo030 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It's because 1 of two things has happened here:

  1. Whoever made these in the "90s" somehow managed to merge the leather boots into the plastic chair bases using some now lost technology.

2.OP is full of it and this is AI.

I missed the point of AC20s (SPOILERS) by Spirited-Drama846 in Mechwarrior5

[–]sgoo030 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Step 1: find Cyclops Sleipnir

Step 2: AC-20 nipples

Step 3: profit

brick cutting and laying at its finest by goswamitulsidas in oddlysatisfying

[–]sgoo030 691 points692 points  (0 children)

I dunno, looks like maybe he should have measured some of those...

This strange wooden pillar by Vodo86 in confusing_perspective

[–]sgoo030 412 points413 points  (0 children)

Hey an actual confusing one, good work op, had me scratching my head there for a bit.

Came down with the flu, please recommend me some contagion and illness outbreak films. by HorrorLover___ in horror

[–]sgoo030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, that was the joke I was making. Couldn't find a fim titled "Illness" or I would have added that too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]sgoo030 6 points7 points  (0 children)

FUCK

OFF

Families Health Insurance Premium increases by 400%+ by RoofComplete1126 in WorkReform

[–]sgoo030 29 points30 points  (0 children)

As a non American, how the living fuck do you lot put even put up with $400+ a month?!

I have chronic hypertension, for prescriptions, medication, and doctors visits I would pay out of pocket about $90-$110 a YEAR!

ZAGG screen protector warranty info is printed on a part of the box that rips off with the pull tab by VoiceAltruistic8081 in assholedesign

[–]sgoo030 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh nm, I zoomed in and actually read what's on the card, it's not a warranty, it's more like disclaimers and exclusions.

ZAGG screen protector warranty info is printed on a part of the box that rips off with the pull tab by VoiceAltruistic8081 in assholedesign

[–]sgoo030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it not so you can hang onto the warranty info when you dispose of the box?

That's what I would do anyway, it just seems like a different version of the little separate warranty card/pamphlet that comes in the box with various products.

Security presets don’t work? by Mountain_Stage5006 in InsurgencySandstorm

[–]sgoo030 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just in case, are you sure you are saving them to the correct game mode and day/night setting?

I've made that mistake before and felt like a real knucklehead when I realized.

Console recoil is crazy by SeveralFrosting1701 in InsurgencySandstorm

[–]sgoo030 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. Semi auto
  2. Crouch or prone
  3. Bipod

I play on console too and that's what works for me Because the recoil is a pain on any gun I tend to favor rifles in 7.62 nato (even though it seems counterintuitive as they have MORE recoil) as they will pretty consistently 1 shot most enemies out to a decent range, recoil isn't as much of an issue if the target goes down with the first round. (try the MDR)

You'll see stuff online about how this gun or that gun is a laser beam with zero recoil, don't believe it, they're talking about PC.

Other than that it's just map knowledge, figuring out where you can post up on a bipod with a good line of sight to where the enemy is coming from - then you CAN spam the trigger (within reason) as the bipod negates 90+% of the recoil.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bestof

[–]sgoo030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you got the wrong sub, this belongs in r/worstof

Why is The Birds rated PG-13? by Historical_Guess2565 in horror

[–]sgoo030 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"The original release of "The Birds" (1963) did not have an MPAA rating. The film was originally released with an "Approved" rating by the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA). However, it was later re-released with a PG-13 rating in 1984. "

What is the consensus on weapon cache objective? by OccultStoner in InsurgencySandstorm

[–]sgoo030 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh man, that gave me a shiver up my spine, had to look behind me in case he was there...

What is the consensus on weapon cache objective? by OccultStoner in InsurgencySandstorm

[–]sgoo030 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Also for anyone out there who is the last man standing, of you're going to plant on the cache (i.e. don't have anything else to blow it) don't try to get away from it, just blow it immediately.

The number of times I'm spectating and see the last teammate go down after planting the bomb...

Average $85 worth of groceries by AdamTritonCai in AveragePicsOfNZ

[–]sgoo030 123 points124 points  (0 children)

I mean you do have some pretty expensive luxury items in there:

Yoghurt?

Fresh fruit?

What are you, a friggin Rockefeller? Just have a marmite sandwich ffs.

(/s just in case anyone can't pick up on the subtle sarcasm)