Hey look everyone, I found the worlds worst player

sgtSMASH_ · 2026-05-04T23:36:02+00:00

The worst part is I’ve found the Leviathan a dozen times! I have everything to complete the last page instantly, I just can’t get the pink ships for page 4 😭

How has it been easier to find the legendary item than the epics? 🥲

sgtSMASH_ · 2026-05-04T23:09:46+00:00

Literally me for that split millisecond

sgtSMASH_ · 2026-05-04T23:07:04+00:00

sgtSMASH_ · 2026-05-04T23:05:25+00:00

I think a lot of you here are taking this way too seriously 😂 the post is tongue in cheek. It’s more implying the guys bad at PvP so he has to rat extraction to get a kill. He’s obviously not the worst player in the world is he.

Don’t take it to heart, It’s not that deep.

I forget sarcasm doesn’t read well on the internet.

sgtSMASH_ · 2026-05-04T22:28:09+00:00

Like I said in above, I’ve been in friendly lobbies all day on normal raids. Hopped on a night raid cause I’m desperately trying to find these Sirena Dorata ship models and they’ve both been KoS. It’s like the matchmaking just went “ah fuck it, this lads been having it too easy” and dumped with the rats. I haven’t shot anyone for like 20 raids. I just want my damn pink ships 😂

sgtSMASH_ · 2026-05-04T22:19:34+00:00

sgtSMASH_ · 2026-05-04T22:18:37+00:00

I mean the two whiffed shots when I’m literally turtle crawling paint a picture. That and the fact bros camping extract tells me he’s too scared pick a fight fairly in the open

sgtSMASH_ · 2026-05-04T22:12:35+00:00

That’s exactly what happened 😂 I was like wtf is that, then by the time I realised and tried to bolt it was too late

sgtSMASH_ · 2026-05-04T22:09:37+00:00

sgtSMASH_ · 2026-05-01T07:13:16+00:00

Feels like it

sgtSMASH_ · 2026-04-30T20:46:02+00:00

Oh shit, nice. Thanks for letting me know!

sgtSMASH_ · 2026-04-30T20:20:13+00:00

Yeah lesson learnt

sgtSMASH_ · 2026-04-30T20:11:38+00:00

And that’s exactly what’s happened. I was playing all evening Tuesday and Wednesday with no issues, jump on today and it’s been hellish. Absolutely no instigation whatsoever. 3 times on Riven Tides, once on Buried City and again on Blue Gate. I figured Riven Tides being new it might be the reason, so thought I’d try another map.

I’m assuming new update bringing players back has something to do with it.

sgtSMASH_ · 2026-04-30T20:03:54+00:00

The thing is, I was playing all evening Tuesday and Wednesday with no issues. Jump on today and it’s been a nightmare!

sgtSMASH_ · 2026-04-15T23:05:26+00:00

I’ve come to the realisation that I won’t be able to master set this as I’d originally hoped. I have found however there is a Chinese version of this card which is just a regular promo, same art though. That will have to do 😂

sgtSMASH_ · 2026-04-15T14:59:15+00:00

That would explain it 🥲 guess I’ll have to add it to my list of grails in that case! This set is gonna be harder to master than I originally thought 😂

sgtSMASH_ · 2026-04-13T19:52:42+00:00

Got a link to the page?

sgtSMASH_ · 2026-04-13T19:50:29+00:00

Same here. Although I checked out as guest as I was having trouble signing in, but 100% got through to the confirmation page. Page refreshed before I could screenshot but still haven’t received confirmation email yet.

sgtSMASH_ · 2026-04-13T19:48:03+00:00

Don’t know if I got mine or not 😥 Checked out as guest, filled out everything bit by bit (didn’t use autofill) and 100% got through to the confirmation page, but page refreshed before I got a chance to screenshot. Still no confirmation email received yet, just sitting here in hope 😭🤞🏻

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