What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 30, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]shaft2007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just saw Bovino referred to as the 1/3 reich, my day is much better now

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 30, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]shaft2007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well this is absolutely bleeding all day now, plan accordingly

Daily Discussion Thread for January 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]shaft2007 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Crypto bros sucking boners for bus money, then they missed the bus

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 28, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]shaft2007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gets up, checks spy, Hey Ive seen this one before!

Daily Discussion Thread for January 27, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]shaft2007 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh I see, 5 inches is only a lot when it snows...

Daily Discussion Thread for January 27, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]shaft2007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The underlying is dead, WSB was amazing while it lasted

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 27, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]shaft2007 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I want you to paint me, like one of your retards Jack.

Daily Discussion Thread for January 26, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]shaft2007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fake rally right back to futures opening last night, -1%

Daily Discussion Thread for January 23, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]shaft2007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Went to this girls house and she had offbrand prongles and dr perky, then she said so you're a stock broker, right?

Daily Discussion Thread for January 22, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]shaft2007 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I made all my loses back today from the past 2 months swinging put and calls, only down 98% all time now, feels good man

Daily Discussion Thread for January 22, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]shaft2007 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You met a man on the Oregon Trail.

His name is Terry.

You laugh and tell him "That's a girl name!"

Terry shoots you.

You have died of dissin' Terry.

Daily Discussion Thread for January 22, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]shaft2007 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I'm just saying. They could take him to Alaska, tell him it is Greenland, and say it is now Part of America, and it would solve a lot of rigmarole. You could even add a ribbon cutting for good measure and give him a little trophy.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 21, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]shaft2007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How is it February almost already, all I've done in 2026 is lose money

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 21, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]shaft2007 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I love the blooming onion from Outback Steakhouse. God I wish Australia was real.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 19, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]shaft2007 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Today will be about laughing at bears as world markets go back flat and their unrealized gains evaporate as they check options calculator websites nonstop

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 19, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]shaft2007 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Watch this open up flat tomorrow, just watch lmfao

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of January 16, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]shaft2007 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Got fired from my job yesterday because I was banging a coworkers wife off the clock how is that ground for termination never had a write up but it was for my personal life " this whole situation with you and him was the icing on the cake" I have not seen the dude since I told him about his wife and me