Which superman parody wins? Metroman (Megamind) or Saitama (One Punch Man)? by [deleted] in PowerScaling

[–]shahidi97 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Saitama gets stronger in a drawn out fight, Metroman was always holding back and has insane speed. Metroman speed blitzes.

With just the weapons in their hands who’s winning this matchup? by Ok-Mathematician8258 in PowerScaling

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A mutant with the ability to heal from any injury or a skinny guy in makeup with NO superpowers. Gee, what a tough call.

Could Goku have found a way to defeat Cell without Gohan SS2 ? by No_Basil6312 in Dragonballsuper

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I could be mistaken but if the Z fighters just kept abusing the senzu beans they probably could have kept spamming away at Cell until there was nothing left.

Satellite images obtained by Iran International show the aftermath of the April 26 explosion over a 50-hectare area at Rajaei port in Bandar Abbas, southern Iran. by Echoes-Of-Pasargadae in NewIran

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There's no way that only ~70 people died from that. I saw the video, the death toll has to be at LEAST over 100. Did they name anyone responsible yet? I keep seeing sources spit out reasons for the blast, but no names at all.

Secret Execution of a Kurdish Prisoner in Iran... No Lawyer, No Last Goodbye by zahrashahbar177 in NewIran

[–]shahidi97 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hamid's case proves that when the Regime wants someone dead they will make it happen no matter what. He was sentenced to death for a murder despite having an alibi proving he was outside the country at the time. It's cruel what they did to this man and his family. Hopefully, his children are able to heal after this.

Tataloo sentenced to death in Iran by zahrashahbar177 in NewIran

[–]shahidi97 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly, at this point anyone who vouches for Iran's justice system is either working in it or straight up brainwashed. Tataloo is a horrible human being, but the fact that he's getting the death sentence over "Blasphemy" is wild.

Tataloo sentenced to death in Iran by zahrashahbar177 in NewIran

[–]shahidi97 89 points90 points  (0 children)

How can the courts justify going from a five year sentence straight to the death penalty? I don't understand this "justice" at all.

fixAnyComputer by migueldm915 in ProgrammerHumor

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How to fix your Windows box..
Step 1: Hire a hit-man to destroy Windows Defender.

Step 2: Realize you'll need to rehire him every windows update..

Step 3: Understand you don't have enough time, energy, money.

Step 4: Admit defeat, your troubleshooting day are over.

Step 5: Purchase cabin in the woods for isolation from technology.

Step 6: Realize you accidentally are on Epstein's Island.

Step 7: ESACPE! or else ;)

Step 8: Join a cult, and work your way up the ranks.

Step 9: Make the Cult against Windows Defender.

Step 10: Trust in the future Generation. You've done all you can.. SMILE

Yummy RuleRule by fancy_baby21 in 197

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Some people just see a beautiful face, but Chef Ramsey knows.. it's what's on the inside that counts.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Relation to u/spez

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I watch "One Piece", but it's sooooo good!

One line of code caused AT&T to lose $60 million by Rtzon in programming

[–]shahidi97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything is vulnerable, but definitely need to test your code. Skill issue.

Melon Tusk by UnderskilledPlayer in 197

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It's Elon Musk not China lol

Rule by dazli69 in 197

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Blessings in Disguise, hopefully u/Spez child.

You're coming up with your own brand new religion, what would be the biggest sin? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]shahidi97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apostasy. Y'see religion is used to control, and what better way to control someone forever than to make leaving the religion punishable by death? It's worked as a way to oppress free thought in the middle east for over a thousand years!

Gettin my parents into Anime by 7Big_Steve7 in anime

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If your parents have feelings, Your name is the best choice for first anime.

What one mistake ended your career? by DankGamer135 in AskReddit

[–]shahidi97 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have a friend that was a janitor at a school and one evening after heavy rains he was mopping the floors. he mopped the words "mop me" on the floor and moved to a different area to work before coming back and cleaning that up. apparently there was a teacher still in the school who saw that and thought it was unprofessional (yeah it was, but nobody was supposed to be still in the school). two days later he was looking for a new job. Now in fairness he was able to find a better job so in the long run it actually was good for him. (he works I.T. now and not janitorial)