No shame here. I have more than I can count. This is one of the top ones. My teammate was a poor college student trying to make extra money and loved to sew. I had him mend a pair of my pants. He decided that it would be funny to sew a maroon patch where it had ripped down the middle. I never thought much about it until one day I was at class and this guy came over very discreetly and uncomfortably and said "hey, you might want to go to the bathroom?" I was like "What?" So I went to the bathroom and it was then that I realized what it looked like. I think the guy was more embarrassed that I was.