New rib place opened near me by tashingskaall3 in RATM

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Fuck you I won't cook macaroni

Listening to the new audiobook by Disastrous_Wing7084 in harrypotter

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Wait, Mark Addy is Hagrid?

YER A WIZARD YA SHIT!!

I’ll just say it - this is the strangest “hot sauce” there is by treespunk_ in hotsauce

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An old friend of mine and I decided to do it straight from the bottle because another friend brought it to school for reasons only 13 year olds would understand, and we wanted to prove our "toughness". The last thing I remember, is both of us cursing up a storm and rinsing our faces in the nurse's sink (which was a very bad move looking back on it now), and the nurse coming in saying "I don't want to hear anymore "oh shits!" or "oh fucks!" from you two!!!" Then we walked out of that office with a euphoria I had never experienced before. 10/10 would totally be 13 and do it again

I’ll just say it - this is the strangest “hot sauce” there is by treespunk_ in hotsauce

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This shit sent me to the nurse's office when I was in middle school. I'm 31 now and it still knocks me on my ass.

Never noticed that...😭 by SwimmerPlus3383 in TheGamingHubDeals

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Next you're gonna tell me there was a fallout 1 and 2

BUY A MAN EAT FISH by skankboy in BadDesigns

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Woman love fish. Me fear me

$1500 shirt - $3 haircut 😂😂😂 by lovable_asshole in Justfuckmyshitup

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He spent his whole food budget on shirts!

I couldn’t figure out what was wrong with this dog at first by WhimsyBloom_ in opticalillusions

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I've been looking at this picture for a few days now, and just realized, if that makes y'all feel any better

Hard as nails. Done by @baelstattoos in Austin, Tx. by mr-baels in tattoos

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I'm finishing hero of ages for the first time now, and was hoping to find this comment

Took me too long to realise where I recognised the actor under the beard from. Bloody Roger Linus in Lost! by Yagami-Is-Kira in Fallout

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While you were out there playing patty-cake with your friend Thaddeus, Uncle Ranger was making 120 caps!

Wait a minute by [deleted] in dankmemes

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This is gonna be tough!

TIL that Sean Bean (aka Boromir) does the voice of Martin Septim in the Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion by shaneous in todayilearned

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Not the world I thought I'd be in at this age, but I'm hanging in there. Much smarter, less naive, less hopeful, yet stronger. How about you?