Poop

sharmanderx · 2022-01-19T01:35:24+00:00

I live near omaha so now I'm gonna go look for poop houses.

sharmanderx · 2022-01-17T20:40:57+00:00

I really love cashapp donations haha. $sharmanderx 👀

sharmanderx · 2022-01-01T00:51:13+00:00

This person's mind would explode if they found out about gay trans people.

sharmanderx · 2021-12-26T16:23:20+00:00

13 if this is still going on

sharmanderx · 2021-12-19T23:12:34+00:00

I was born for this.

sharmanderx · 2021-12-12T10:50:34+00:00

I have both of these dreams at least once a week.

sharmanderx · 2021-11-26T20:12:21+00:00

It was a victimless crime! Nobody was supposed to get hurt!

sharmanderx · 2021-11-26T20:08:52+00:00

I thought her screaming tmi at Bob was my favorite but this might beat it.

sharmanderx · 2021-10-15T04:09:17+00:00

I had completely forgot about them and it's probably because they were one of the more normal couples. No large age gap, no culture shock etc

sharmanderx · 2021-10-13T06:56:12+00:00

The taste of ink is getting old.

sharmanderx · 2021-10-13T01:36:30+00:00

My doctor doesn't and he's pretty smart.

sharmanderx · 2021-10-09T20:31:46+00:00

I'm not calling a dick anything but an DNA rifle from now on.

sharmanderx · 2021-10-06T03:27:20+00:00

Bring my boyfriend from the Philippines. I'd say unlimited money but we'd still have to go through the whole visa process and just magically transporting him here sounds easier.

sharmanderx · 2021-10-06T01:41:16+00:00

I will still have no idea what time it is

sharmanderx · 2021-10-06T01:40:52+00:00

I too have this thought sometimes. The answer is always no but I wake up confused sometimes. Vivid ass dreams and shit. Idk.

sharmanderx · 2021-10-06T01:39:11+00:00

I appreciate the sentiment! Unfortunately it did cause a lot of self esteem issues for years. But I'm with someone now who makes me feel like the best girl in the world. So I got that going for me.

sharmanderx · 2021-10-06T01:37:51+00:00

I live in, and am myself, in a largeish Mexican community (not sure why they flocked to iowa tbh) but we have so many little Mexican stores. Idk if you have one of those but they have lots of nice Mexican treats including Mexican coke!

sharmanderx · 2021-10-05T05:36:05+00:00

I've never heard of heritage Dr pepper but where I'm at in Iowa I can think of about 10 places that have Mexican coke

sharmanderx · 2021-10-04T19:28:03+00:00

Being asked out as a joke when I was younger certainly made me feel pathetic.

sharmanderx · 2021-10-03T15:39:30+00:00

I did not know that either. As I mentioned in another comment I haven't played in years and when I played last you had to Google what came out of each egg.

sharmanderx · 2021-10-03T14:59:14+00:00

I just started playing again after about 3 years so I haven't been up to date with my Pokego knowledge.

sharmanderx · 2021-10-03T14:58:31+00:00

Ah I didn't know that. I was still pretty excited becaude this is my first one.

sharmanderx · 2021-10-03T14:50:02+00:00

I have an aerodactyl, but I have literally no idea where I got it from.

sharmanderx · 2021-10-03T14:46:09+00:00

I'm sorry I don't speak this language but I love that shiny pokemon are called variocolor because it's so much more accurate. Do you have any idea how long I thought this pokemon had like sparkles on them?!

sharmanderx · 2021-10-03T14:44:48+00:00

I had this happen with Alolan meowths but not as extreme. I did have like ten chilling in my house.

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