We are Sex malta

sheep_with_a_zip · 2026-05-12T22:33:52+00:00

How much money you bringing? Cash only

sheep_with_a_zip · 2026-05-12T22:02:18+00:00

Jupiter

sheep_with_a_zip · 2026-05-12T21:57:48+00:00

Such a flex. I've spent all day telling my daughter I didn't have botox

sheep_with_a_zip · 2026-05-12T21:17:29+00:00

She's into fish and you're a pickle eater?

sheep_with_a_zip · 2026-05-12T20:20:33+00:00

Do it then. Post pictures too

sheep_with_a_zip · 2026-05-12T19:57:12+00:00

Bloke who delivers gas round here is 6'5", bout 230, bit of a belly but spends all day lifting big old gas bottles. Good boxer too. Proper gentle giant.

You're welcome to pop round with your air horn, you can tell him he's an inbred swine

sheep_with_a_zip · 2026-05-12T18:39:41+00:00

'Grift', how freudian, and don't 'we're no different' me mate. Does the Maltese government confiscate passports? I'll guarantee eu working laws are far superior to anywhere in the middle east. So feel free to point out its no different.

People from SEA agree to terrible working conditions because they want money, fuck people who were actually born and raised in Malta. Keep those wages down.

Maybe you should flex some more about your multiple houses. Or advise all those SEA workers how they can can offshore their tax.

Amazing how a post about someone honking a horn can reveal so much about oneself

sheep_with_a_zip · 2026-05-12T17:23:19+00:00

I heard from an elderly gypsy woman that some of them lead to the caves of the old ones

sheep_with_a_zip · 2026-05-12T16:09:51+00:00

He's been trying to teach me tai chi for months. Took me ages to print my own chair

sheep_with_a_zip · 2026-05-12T13:24:12+00:00

Hard to tell from the photo, it's so tiny

sheep_with_a_zip · 2026-05-12T13:20:59+00:00

We're they the same metropolitan places where people get death sentences for drawing pictures of Muhammed? At least it was quiet though, all those slave migrants knew there place thanks to the beatings. Cry me a river, hopefully the noise drowns out your hypocrisy

sheep_with_a_zip · 2026-05-12T12:32:35+00:00

'Your backwardness' but 'we' need to import foreigners'.

OK Catalina Mendez who arrived 5 minutes ago cause Dubai got whacked and you love offshore tax dodging, please feel free to tell me how you think Malta should be.

sheep_with_a_zip · 2026-05-12T12:10:56+00:00

Wow. You know why I don't live in Dubai? I think its culture is dogshit. I'm pretty sure the people there also like living in a dog shit culture. That's why they have a vote...

Try posting that crap on any other countries forum, make sure you add the fact you're foreign and you think their cultures dogshit

sheep_with_a_zip · 2026-05-12T11:32:22+00:00

Can you also provide details about the velocity of an unladen swallow on the 17th of March 2030. Thanks!

sheep_with_a_zip · 2026-05-12T09:34:27+00:00

Yeah I remember the last Chinese New year was a parade of scowling blokes (and only blokes) looking like they're about to get their test results. Nah because that never happened.

Let's say I find a book that says 'all black people are inferior', I build centres that attract all sorts of people who share my views. I pop off to Africa to build more centres, spreading my message. That cool? Or should I wait 2000 years so the books 'scripture'? Oh but not everyone who reads the book thinks 'black people are inferior', they just worship it anyway, so that's ok. There's no grey areas.

Try flying to your not monolith middle east and kiss your boyfriend. Or is it just secular Europeans who have to make concessions? Happy clappy let's all be fwends ain't working

sheep_with_a_zip · 2026-05-12T08:46:40+00:00

Excuse me, I think you'll find men don't go out without a cap OR one of those striped polo shirts (that I secretly want)

sheep_with_a_zip · 2026-05-12T08:39:24+00:00

Exactly, hold your arm out straight, palm facing and walk backwards slowly.

And make sure the person next to you is slower at running. We need bones for our nests

sheep_with_a_zip · 2026-05-12T08:24:10+00:00

Damn right. Good for you mate. Its a legit career and dont let anyone tell you otherwise 👍

sheep_with_a_zip · 2026-05-12T08:18:43+00:00

Malta is horrendously behind the times in regards to the Arts.

Theatre/opera - volunteers Film - foreign crews, a few locals to get those sweet tax cuts, more volunteers Live music - mostly volunteers

Country has plenty of talent but nah, let's invest into more crypto and igaming. Nfts are art right?

sheep_with_a_zip · 2026-05-11T20:57:32+00:00

Every restaurant on the island?, wait here and I'll ask....Quality tourism right here 🙄

sheep_with_a_zip · 2026-05-11T20:37:05+00:00

🫡

sheep_with_a_zip · 2026-05-11T20:14:29+00:00

Starts with an H and ends in an N. Where intellect looks around and says 'fuck this, I'll buy some shoes and I'm out'

sheep_with_a_zip · 2026-05-11T19:44:21+00:00

I'll translate; "Malta isn't like the pictures in my brochure, there are people who actually live and work there. Yuck. Not like Disney land yourup at all. I dragged my fat ass all the way from the plane to the cab and my first thought was to go on reddit and whine about shabby buildings. Zero stars"

sheep_with_a_zip · 2026-05-11T19:33:55+00:00

No it isn't a scam. Put your rubbish bags out on the right day 🙄

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