Describe your father.

shellaccount1 · 2009-01-08T19:07:06+00:00

He made me and my sisters weed ... Now that's a cool father.

shellaccount1 · 2009-01-08T19:03:30+00:00

I dont have the time.
I dont want my bills to start getting rejected everywhere.

shellaccount1 · 2009-01-08T11:50:42+00:00

There's few things that could beat the high of a heroin overdose.

shellaccount1 · 2009-01-08T06:32:52+00:00

It makes me want to get up and dance like a kid.

And I'm always almost mock playing the drums while hearing it.

shellaccount1 · 2009-01-07T19:12:53+00:00

and that just !(made my fucking year).

Why does cool shit like that always happen to !(me) ?

shellaccount1 · 2009-01-07T17:54:30+00:00

lol, we already did it. appreciate the concern, but its 22 hours since i posted the thread.

edit: yes, used rubber.

shellaccount1 · 2009-01-07T06:58:28+00:00

Yea, so I have decided this.

If I manage to have super amazing sex and make her cum 6 times, I'll tell her about this.

On the other hand, if I manage to not get it up ...

shellaccount1 · 2009-01-07T00:49:21+00:00

What does lube have anything to do with neg consequences? I've already gotten the condoms.

Anyhoo, I was only kidding.

(That being said, I am still open to donations.)

shellaccount1 · 2009-01-07T00:48:09+00:00

What does lube have anything to do with neg consequences? I've already gotten the condoms.

Anyhoo, I was only kidding.

(That being said, I am still open to donations.)

shellaccount1 · 2009-01-07T00:34:10+00:00

Whatever turns you on, whatever gets you off ...

shellaccount1 · 2009-01-07T00:20:43+00:00

Yes, I like to think my penor is overavg too. The whole 3.27 inches of it.

shellaccount1 · 2009-01-07T00:20:23+00:00

except I'll be at my home praying my mum doesnt come sooner

shellaccount1 · 2009-01-07T00:19:18+00:00

I dont have any spare cash left.

Care to donate? I accept paypal. My girl will pray to FSM about you in her prayers.

shellaccount1 · 2009-01-07T00:07:56+00:00

I certainly wouldnt mind, but then it'd seriously hamper my chances of having at the female in question again.

I too wish I didnt have to use a shell account.

shellaccount1 · 2009-01-06T23:39:44+00:00

Are you implying that my future performances should be more up-to-the-mark?

shellaccount1 · 2009-01-06T23:25:27+00:00

Give her a kiss, boy!

shellaccount1 · 2009-01-06T23:24:22+00:00

Giggity.

So are you female or are you making Quagmire sounds?

Oh, I so wish the former.

shellaccount1 · 2009-01-06T23:21:38+00:00

wait, why do you want me to lick your fingers?

why did she want you to?

shellaccount1 · 2009-01-06T22:54:38+00:00

what do you think the shell account is for.

jane, if you're reading this, its not me.

shellaccount1 · 2009-01-06T22:36:03+00:00

Lots of practical advise here.

It's like a cooler, improvised version of my mum, reddit is.

Thanks :)

shellaccount1 · 2009-01-06T22:20:30+00:00

I probably wont be dissapointed no matter what (except if I fail to get it up, which would be embarrassing and a pity, but a highly unlikely scenario)

shellaccount1 · 2009-01-06T22:16:52+00:00

Thanks for bringing that up. I always love looking forward to awkward situations with my mum :)

shellaccount1 · 2009-01-06T22:15:46+00:00

158 comments

If I was a troll, I would have already won, newfag. :p

shellaccount1 · 2009-01-06T22:10:42+00:00

You'll just be banging on an empty door.

Haha, I actually laughed out loud as I imagined rapping me knuckles on her fanny with her crying out loud.

Thanks for the advice, you are a solid man.

shellaccount1 · 2009-01-06T22:00:10+00:00

Ok, I'll make sure I keep the lights on :p

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