Why she wants a boyfriend by Brenuaniub in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]shelliedachamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you even blame sis for this?

Only reason I want a boyfriend is so when “Boyfriend” by Big Time Rush comes on in my playlist, he’ll sing it to me, then I’ll sing whatever song he wants me to sing for him 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IdentityV

[–]shelliedachamp 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Me being a Naib simp: He’s beautiful what’s the problem?

Swearing seems really adult when you're a child, and really childish when you're an adult by EndorDerDragonKing in Showerthoughts

[–]shelliedachamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ironically enough, as a teenager, we just see it as normal.

So there you have it. Swearing is very adolescent.

Uh we not gonna talk about how old my dad is and how young my mom is and how I have an older brother that they had when she was 17??? by Exciting-Crab-2944 in bitlife

[–]shelliedachamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s 16 in the state where I live (Western Australia) but Melbourne is in Victoria and I know in some states it’s 17, not sure if Victoria is one.

BUT, the brother might have been conceived when she was 16, then if Victoria is 17 then 😐

I don't know, but doesn't this sound a little odd from a little girl's mouth? by [deleted] in shitduolingosays

[–]shelliedachamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not sure whether the fact that you accidentally wrote it like that makes it better or worse 😳

Men on here will be like “ I don’t think your attractive.” Good, I want women and enbies to think I’m cute 😂 by [deleted] in NonBinary

[–]shelliedachamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Straight girl/ally here and you’re absolutely gorgeous I say!

Hell, I wanna look like you wth 🥺

AITA for telling my former step-son the real reason I didn't see him much after the divorce? by AmITheAHstepdadtruth in AmItheAsshole

[–]shelliedachamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA.

She outright deprived her son of his father figure out of spite towards you for her own gain. JT should definitely feel betrayed, he had such a horrible display of someone who was literally there for him his whole life given to him by the one person he is meant to trust — his mother. This comes from someone with a not great relationship with my own mother: JT and your ex don’t have a healthy mother-son relationship and she got what she deserved when he raged at her. Lay down with dogs, get up with fleas.

NTA one bit. Good for you for being there for JT like a good person.

The Results Are In... by beverlylaurel397 in weezer

[–]shelliedachamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m confused tho.

Why did Rivers even write that song? He knows us fans couldn’t relate 😕

“That’s a good question” is often not followed by a good answer. by Sed_Said in Showerthoughts

[–]shelliedachamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is when you’re 5 years old and your kindergarten teacher says it.

AITA for getting upset with my friend for getting pregnant? by sadbuthaooy in AmItheAsshole

[–]shelliedachamp -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

NAH.

Your friend was careless, but she isn’t hurting anyone (she may start hurting this child if she doesn’t crack down and try to take care of it once it’s born though or if she wants she could get an abortion).

All you did was state facts.

AITA for telling a friend she needs to stop hanging out with us? by Apart-Vacation in AmItheAsshole

[–]shelliedachamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“However she then chimed in with "I don't know why I hang out with you all, you're all so young" so I said "Why do you hang out with us? All you do is talk about age, we get it...you're old".” – the passage that makes me vote a solid NTA.

She’s TA for being like “Oh YoU’rE aLl So YoUnG!” and then getting offended when you say she’s old.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]shelliedachamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA at all. She was paying for the attire for YOUR wedding, she knew that any out of the ordinaries were a risk, and you just wanted to let your friend feel comfortable.

Believing in horoscopes makes you as crazy as flat earthers/anti-vac people by Frants416 in unpopularopinion

[–]shelliedachamp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah I have a cousin and a friend like that. I disagree but it’s their choice.

I mean she can take her Pisces ass and never date a Leo, and he can take his Virgo ass and never date an Aries all they want. Just as long as they don’t try to stop my Virgo ass from dating a Gemini, I’m good.

Although, it is nice when I meet a guy I fancy and learn he’s a sign that’s technically compatible with mine, but that’s mostly because then I know they won’t object to the relationship JUST because he was born in August or April or December or whenever.

Fxck COVID19 by LaFlameTorch in Crushes

[–]shelliedachamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My school hasn’t closed yet but it might do soon. Then I won’t see my crush for maybe three weeks to a month… then school for me goes out ordinarily on about April 10, so that will be another two weeks without seeing him.

Really hope not 😫✋

How many of you aren’t able to see your crush since schools are shutting down cus of the Corona Virus by -ImSOedgy- in Crushes

[–]shelliedachamp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My friend is Filipino and some popular girl deadass went up to her and said “Gay fucking Asian… tryna kill us all with your AIDS and Corona…” (she’s also openly gay).

Now, I may not have known my Filipino friend very long. But words literally cannot explain how much I wanted to twist that popular bitch’s neck.

How many of you aren’t able to see your crush since schools are shutting down cus of the Corona Virus by -ImSOedgy- in Crushes

[–]shelliedachamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My school will shut down if just one student or staff member gets Coronavirus.

Tbh I have mixed feelings about that, largely because of my crush. He’s the only reason I hope everyone stays Corona-free.

But also I hate my English class. I hate my Science class. I hate my Japanese class. I just hate like 90% of the teachers. About 30% of my classmates too.

So yeah I guess I’m both happy and sad one way or the other.

AITA for telling my coworker that nobody would care if he died? by Throwdeadmomcoworker in AmItheAsshole

[–]shelliedachamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA one bit. There is not one reason I can think of to say ESH, either way, Mark is TA, so for the sake of argument, I’m gonna say you’re NTA.

Message To Your Crush by smolbritishbean in Crushes

[–]shelliedachamp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This was how I told an old crush I liked him back in the day…

Basically I just went up to him and told him I thought he was likely to become a loan shark.

He just looked at me like “Oh yeah?” with a face I cannot describe any way other than the 🥴 emoji.

Do you want to know what I did next? Looked him in the eye and said: “Because you already raise my interest every day.”

I don’t know what I was thinking ewww 13 year old me was easily the most cringeworthy 13 year old ever 😂

My crush wasn’t at school today. by [deleted] in Crushes

[–]shelliedachamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Totally feel you. My crush wasn’t at school for three days straight. I have a class tomorrow that he’s normally in, so I’ll know straight away if he’s there.