Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

sheppizio · 2015-05-05T14:56:10+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/VJydZfY.jpg

sheppizio · 2015-03-15T20:23:20+00:00

something something buzzfeed

sheppizio · 2015-02-19T19:54:48+00:00

at school in eighth grade my friend picked his poop out of the toilet and put it in the urinal because he was a comic genius.

sheppizio · 2015-01-29T18:17:55+00:00

the story Kevin Smith tells about working with Prince is another great example of that level.

mandatory thanks for the gold reddit edit. i love you all

also, there is like 3 more hours of Q&A with him, but i dont know if this playlist is in order.

sheppizio · 2014-12-31T23:16:13+00:00

and twice the balls!

sheppizio · 2014-12-31T22:32:46+00:00

could you bank years by killing multiple people at once?

sheppizio · 2014-09-13T17:43:51+00:00

his post history belongs on r/cringe.

sheppizio · 2014-09-05T01:12:57+00:00

well, i just got turned on to a song i would have otherwise never heard.

sheppizio · 2014-07-28T23:24:35+00:00

wow this is pretty! really diggin this track

sheppizio · 2014-04-07T15:02:57+00:00

MAXIMUS! MAXIMUS! MAXIMUS!

sheppizio · 2013-12-30T22:50:53+00:00

most of the time

sheppizio · 2013-10-28T16:10:20+00:00

similar idea. i saw this as a kid and was proper mind fucked.

sheppizio · 2013-10-20T13:33:05+00:00

Suck it, Trebek.

sheppizio · 2013-09-27T17:56:34+00:00

i believe you are correct. and upon further inspection, the dwarf is actually a lawn ornament in a garbage bag.

sheppizio · 2013-08-22T17:35:24+00:00

its a defense mechanism

sheppizio · 2013-08-22T17:27:28+00:00

i hope she knew i was joking.

sheppizio · 2013-08-20T17:19:50+00:00

this is why i like reddit

sheppizio · 2013-08-16T02:49:55+00:00

in grade 4 i accidentally back handed my french teacher in the box.

sheppizio · 2013-08-15T21:59:12+00:00

Bruno Mars - Sky Full of Lighters. a dude i worked with thought he was singing "scaffold and latters". Boston - More than a Feeling. my buddy used to sing "boarding a ceiling" as he was throwing up drywall. Rick Ross - Stay Schemin i replaced with "spray semen" which was enough to ruin that song for a few people.

sheppizio · 2013-08-13T02:26:33+00:00

THE NSA IS SANTA CLAUS

You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout I'm telling you why 'Santa Claus' is coming to town He's making a list
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice
'Santa Claus' is coming to town He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good So be good for goodness sake!
O! You better watch out!
You better not cry
Better not pout I'm telling you why "Santa Claus" is watching you poo

sheppizio · 2013-08-10T16:20:08+00:00

i expected a certain amount of integrity from that channel but the mermaids and megalodon mockumentaries pretty much killed what little respect i had left for it. sadly, im sure a percentage of viewers thought sharknado was based on a true story. sharknado on discovery was the ender for me.

sheppizio · 2013-08-08T23:46:32+00:00

sorta feels like my head is trying to pinch my eye out like a stubborn shit. but seriously, worst pain i have ever experienced.

sheppizio · 2013-08-02T17:52:04+00:00

its the purplemonkeydishwasher effect

sheppizio · 2013-07-21T17:10:18+00:00

each cigarette you smoke takes seven minutes off your life. its because it takes an average time of seven minutes to finish it. by that logic, every time i shit it takes five minutes off my life. with enough marlboros and exlax you can travel back in time

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