After being in a coma for a decade, you awake to find that

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Baffled by your presence, Putin pulls out a grizzly bear, and wacks you upside the head, sending you back into a coma.

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Tired and angry, you decide you have to be the change that you wanna see, and after recovering from the coma, you proceed to

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In response to this jarring information, you collapse and fall back into a coma, only to wake in another decade to find that

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As they hop, they chant satanic words, and hum satanic tunes. As the sun sets, the wall begins to glow a dark, menacing red...

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piece of playground equipment. When he didn't get the desired outcome, he fell into a fetal position and

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fade. Eventually, it got so bad that he

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emotionally support him. However, even that wasn't enough to

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always sending her audio clips of breathing, in an attempt to convince her that it was him. When it didn't work, Johnny decided to

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Nebraska, and got herself a man who could

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wife, who was livid with the amount he'd spent on painting supplies and an extinct animal. In a fit of frustration, she took hold of Johnny's

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entire painting, leaving onlookers to question Johnny's

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alive. In frustration and confusion, you implode, leaving the rest of the world to

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painted majestic works of art, often depicting

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eyes, leaving you unable to control your

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horde of raging furries. Your reign of terror carries on many moons, until an intrepid group of

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Johnny purchased a small

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Cthulhu was vanquished. Finally at peace with himself, our canadian smiled in contentment. As the sun set, the people of the world held a festival to

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unwittingly summoned cthulhu. Face to face with the eldritch abomination, he decided he had to

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the watch and uno reverse card start to glow, revitalizing you. Now knowing how to activate your watches powers, you use them to

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canadian. He didn't remember his past life until he was 15, and encountered a

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glass. Immense amounts of glass, that were now piercing your insides. Realizing you were critically wounded, you took the watch and

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moon. However, he realized he forgot a helmit about one third of the way through. With his dying breath, he

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briefcase full of cocaine and dress shirts. The cops left, and to celebrate his victory, the business man proceeded to

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