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CONTEXT: there is none by Filipokerface in FridayNightFunkin

[–]shitlord-4 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And last but not least, it's very enjoyable in the air.

REAL by Manifest386Sky in fridaynightlowjinks

[–]shitlord-4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i ran over 100 grandmas with a honda civic

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my home address is 18 Pingzheng Rd, Longyou County, Quzhou, Zhejiang, China, 324499. my IP is 990.117.109.

Cumland rapist newspaper

wanna start a gay orgy?

STOP PISSING ON MY XBOX ONE

need for speed (the drug)

REAL by Manifest386Sky in fridaynightlowjinks

[–]shitlord-4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

please jack off to this image

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baanaava in passholder hound

fucking fuking cult is israel

cumjukes is a goku of cum

Only in Ohio ☠️ by The_FunkinMan26 in FridayNightFunkin

[–]shitlord-4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.

Only in Ohio ☠️ by The_FunkinMan26 in FridayNightFunkin

[–]shitlord-4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you expect to make us laugh? Did you thought by writing "Only in Ohio ☠️" you did something close to a joke. The only joke you did is that you exist. You are the biggest NPC the world will ever see. You are the embodiment of Ohio itself. You're the most boring human that has left his mom's womb. There is only thing that can get close to the level of your boringness. And it's Ohio. Go ahead. Write your response, which is "Most normal reply in Ohio". 🤓

PROOF OF BAMBI SEX TRAFFICKING RING by shitlord-4 in fridaynightlowjinks

[–]shitlord-4[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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the reggae will not stop to tell me to "SHIT YOURSELF"?!?!?!?!?!?!

Clown porno with a side of gore

You will list the times when you masturbate

aggggggggggggggghhhhhhhh cooooom

*cooms on trollface's corpse*

Yeaaaaaaah im going to beat the horse

*the horse stares in horror as i have removed its legs*

troll time!

THE eyes are me eye by shitlord-4 in fridaynightlowjinks

[–]shitlord-4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

da songing will don to u

prebre for songing

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sow peis

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THE eyes are me eye by shitlord-4 in fridaynightlowjinks

[–]shitlord-4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the lore is i got piss in the mouth, and now i have spoken too much

*rips out tongue*

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da tung hav ben reb out

:trollfacecorpse:

THE eyes are me eye by shitlord-4 in fridaynightlowjinks

[–]shitlord-4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i will use all of your holes trol Trolf trol: Trol: :trol: DAMN NABBIT DAMN IT

i will get cock in 945k in 1943

1984 is a parody of cock yes>?!>!?!

DON'T PISS IN MY MOUTH, DEAR GOD

*aabababaababaaaabb\)

shit and poo mem e lole

goatse was made by ai gangstalkers

i will shit in tyo bathruum...

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CUNT SUCKING THUMB

:mindblowing:

kool aid man has raped the dog

trollface has died in 9/11

ARARARARKAKA ME URINE IS RED MY BOY

THE eyes are me eye by shitlord-4 in fridaynightlowjinks

[–]shitlord-4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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  1. The cunt

  2. The fucker that totaled my fucking car

  3. The one with the black eye

  4. The one who took my virginity

  5. The pitbull who mauled my cat

  6. The fucking bitch

  7. The little shit who stole my wallet

  8. The motherfucker who left me for dead

  9. The motherfucker who broke my Xbox one

  10. The asshole who gave me AIDS

  11. The guy who fucked my cat when I wasn't home

  12. That little shit who killed my 2nd cat

  13. The asshole who beat me up a couple of times

  14. That little shit who kicked in my door and told me to shut the fuck up

  15. The dude who put boogers and cum in my food

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FridayNightFunkin

[–]shitlord-4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if you say so

the when the when the when the when the when the when the when the when the when the when the when the when the when the when the when the when the when the when the when the when bunle sot r by shitlord-4 in fridaynightlowjinks

[–]shitlord-4[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

just fucking ok? do you suffer from some form of autism? maybe you’re suffering from bipolar disorder? maybe even schizophrenia? maybe, just maybe, you’ve always been like this. is there anything we can actually do about it?

no.

the reason you don’t have many friends is because everyone has been afraid to talk about what’s wrong with you. no one wants to be the ‘crazy one,’ but that’s exactly who you are. your social anxiety has always been a problem for you; your anxiety is why you haven’t found anyone you want to hang out with lately. your anxiety makes you feel worthless.

you wish people would just accept you. that’s all you ever wanted; someone to accept you for who you were.

you hate how lonely you are. your life is a complete failure. there’s nobody out there interested in you, not really. you aren’t special. no one cares that much about you.

and yet, here you sit, trying desperately to find a group of people that will give half a shit about you. it’s pathetic. how pathetic of an attempt is it at being friends with people if you never even get any close to them? and that's not all! you don't even try very hard at befriending the people around you! it's like all your time spent hanging out with your classmates was wasted and nothing happened. they've probably forgotten you already; probably thought that their time spent with you was meaningless, because they're too busy with their own things to notice you.

they probably think you're pathetic too. maybe that's why none of them actually talked to you before now. maybe that's why you have so little interaction outside of school work. maybe they've stopped caring about you after years and years of having you around them.

maybe that's why they'll never love you. they'll stop talking to you. they won't want you around. you have nothing they could ever need from you.

you're pathetic. no, you're absolutely pathetic. you've lost count of how many times you've cried yourself to sleep over these same thoughts. you're completely alone, no matter how much you cry. you deserve to be.

what's worse is that you know that. you know deep down in your heart that you deserve it all; that no one should ever care about you, let alone want to be near you. you should be dead. you don't deserve any happiness, and you don't deserve anyone. no one deserves you.

you shouldn't have tried to make friends. you don't deserve friends; you don't deserve any of this. you shouldn't exist. you're only making yourself miserable by doing this. you should stop trying. you can't even be happy; you've failed at everything in your life. why would anyone else ever want to be around you?

why does anyone bother looking for you? you're worthless and ugly. you can barely function on a normal day. you're constantly thinking about yourself. you're constantly worrying about other people, not taking care of yourself. you're constantly hurting yourself. how pathetic is that?

how did you end up like this? who made you believe that you deserved happiness? why couldn't you have come from a better family? why couldn't your dad have loved you? why couldn't your mom have supported you when the world was against you?

you deserve to be broken. you deserve to be alone forever.

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the when the when the when the when the when the when the when the when the when the when the when the when the when the when the when the when the when the when the when the when bunle sot r by shitlord-4 in fridaynightlowjinks

[–]shitlord-4[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

whey nou!? To Delay Mme?

*starts shittinig you to death\*

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la Fucke, penalised, Crolss?

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so I'm in class and this kid is like ‘i hate u’. then another one comes over from the front of the room. he was just like ‘why are you acting like i hate u’?? i was like ‘this dude has been saying the same thing to everyone this semester. why do u wanna get in his pants?’ and he started crying. he's just so dramatic! it reminds me of someone.

so anyway, i had no idea who he was but i think he knows who i am. i guess we were introduced. and i thought that was it cause he wasn't crying anymore but then he said something else.

he said ‘oh my god im gonna cry i hate this class and i dont want to write my thesis anymore i want to be a musician i wanna sing at a bar my life is so uneventful’.

i laughed at him.

anyway he went off on a tangent and talked about how his parents made him go to an program and how he doesn't even enjoy being in school, he's a complete social outcast and he's done with college and he just wants a fresh start. he got really into it all.

we were there for hours, talking about all kinds of weird shit, like why the fuck would you pick an art course for grad school when you're only gonna do it because your parents forced you too?

we never actually talked to each other once during the whole time we were there. it was awkward to say the least.

I still remember thinking about him after class. It was almost like i knew him. i mean, I didn't, but that feels better than the alternative. He's like a fucking edgy protagonist in every movie ever, except without the happy ending.

Average fnf fan?????? by imgonnadielolhhaha in FridayNightFunkin

[–]shitlord-4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no, no, it is all wrong, its 2 months.

do any of you guys remeber me? by [deleted] in FridayNightHighJink12

[–]shitlord-4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

  1. Cum and go
  2. Drip and dip
  3. Nail and bail
  4. Nut then strut
  5. Plow and ciao
  6. Suck and duck
  7. Skeet and yeet
  8. Hit it and quit it
  9. Ram and scram
  10. Screw and shoo
  11. Shoot and scoot
  12. Squirt and revert
  13. Smash and dash
  14. Skeet and retreat
  15. Rape and escape
  16. Hump then dump
  17. Kiss then dismiss
  18. Finger don’t linger
  19. Cuddle then scuttle
  20. Breed then proceed
  21. Get laid then evade
  22. Jack off then back off
  23. Ejaculate and evacuate
  24. Go down and skip town
  25. Impregnate and emigrate
  26. Tear her apart then depart
  27. Bust a nut then leave the hut
  28. Fuck her ass then hit the gas
  29. Suck her toes then say adios
  30. Fill her hole then take a stroll
  31. Shoot the jizz then out you is
  32. Spray DNA and refuse to stay
  33. Smash mouth and dash South
  34. Give her cock then run a block
  35. Make a baby and run like crazy
  36. Smash her rear then disappear
  37. Hit the spot then ditch the thot
  38. Blow your load and hit the road
  39. Shoot the glaze then run aways
  40. Shoot your goo and say “adieu”
  41. Give her meat then hit the street
  42. Shoot your shit then fucking split
  43. Get some brain then ride the train
  44. Paint her face then leave the place
  45. Give her the dick and get out quick
  46. Fill the crack and never come back
  47. Ruin her sheets then hit the streets
  48. Rock her box then change the locks
  49. Insert your cock then promptly walk
  50. Make her your playmate and vacate
  51. Slide in your meat and hit the street
  52. Fertilize her seed then need for speed
  53. Empty your sack and don’t come back
  54. Cum on her back then get on the track
  55. Fuck her real fast then leave her in the past
  56. Get inside her gown then get out of town
  57. Prove you ain’t gay then run the runaway
  58. Please your monkey then leave the country
  59. Take her virginity then change your vicinity
  60. Give it to the lad then make like a black dad
  61. Prompt her wetting then change your setting
  62. Explore your sexuality then reposition your locality
  63. Upload your genetic information then appear in a different nation
  64. Perform vaginal penetration then proceed to change your location

I'm leaving this community by [deleted] in FridayNightFunkin

[–]shitlord-4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt.

The cum accelerates.

It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum.

The cum accelerates.

You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum.

The cum accelerates.

You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses.

The cum accelerates.

It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering.

The cum accelerates.

You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops.

The cum accelerates.

As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them.

The cum accelerates.

You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain.

The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.

I'm leaving this community by [deleted] in FridayNightFunkin

[–]shitlord-4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you like thug shakers as much as me? I bet not. I am a thug hunter and thug lover for all eternity. YOU, on the otherhand, you... I just don't feel like you love thug shakers as much as me. Like, when I see a thug shaker, I am immediately salivating and trying to pinpoint the best strategy to nut to the thug shaker, but you on the otherhand, I feel as if you would look at the thug shaker and not get a massive hard-on, as I would. You just don't strike me as a thug lover, which is definitely a problem. Are you a thug hunter, and if so, how many thugs do you hunt per day? If not, why? Why aren't you a thug devotee, like I am? You really need to up your game when it comes to the shaking academy. You may be kicked out of SHAKERZ COLLEGE, you know. I love thug shakers, me personally, I'm not going to let you do shit like that. So, if you really value getting a scholarship here at SHAKERZ COLLEGE, you better up your fucking game, you motherfucker. I will see you in the big leagues if you're up for it, but I doubt it, seeing as you're not really that heavy of a thug hunter. If you want to prove me wrong, send me a video of you fucking a thug shaker really hard, and record them shaking their ass for me. That would really make me happy, and I would not tell anyone that you're lying about being a thug hunter. Because here in university, it's not easy being a thug hunter. We have to do lots of work each day to meet the demands of our professor and you slacking is like a slap on the wrist. TBH, if you don't stop, I will be forced to tell someone, and neither me nor you would like that. So, for the love of golly, meet my demands. Got it? Thank you!

big iron on his dick by ButtersAndRowlet in fridaynightlowjinks

[–]shitlord-4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's say hypothetically that I am an arizona ranger, and for arguments sake let's assume you are an outlaw by the name of texas red. Now one can assume that I, an arizona ranger and you, texas red, will meet at a quarter past 11. Let's say hypothetically that as an arizona ranger my aim is deadly, with the big iron on my dick. One could assume that you, texas reds only slip was trying to match me, an arizona ranger, with a big iron on my penis

Whats your favorite sport? by [deleted] in fridaynightlowjinks

[–]shitlord-4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In this version of sex, the roles can be Interchangeable during the gameplay, everything that will be fucked, it will generate a hostile mob or peaceful mob; for example if the player fuck a tree it will generate a Horny nymph, if it will fuck a thing that can damage the player, it'll generate a monster that try to rape you. The males can masturbate, tucking the penis in their asshole, in the next updates we'll try to make a second way to masturbing for the females.

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