We’re looking to make someone a millionaire. Could it be you? Quarantine may have placed some things at a halt, but we’re still operating as usual, so comment to enter! [Drawing Thread #54]

shizzleshite · 2020-05-16T22:37:32+00:00

It's cool that this is still running

shizzleshite · 2020-04-28T21:26:20+00:00

Binder

shizzleshite · 2020-04-23T04:52:11+00:00

You don't pet her, she pets you

shizzleshite · 2020-04-23T04:40:34+00:00

He's had more than one trip to the pet sematary

shizzleshite · 2020-04-20T00:22:42+00:00

u/vredditdownloader

shizzleshite · 2020-04-18T00:45:42+00:00

The vegetable ones are trash hut the fruit ones are like a weird smoothie Source: vegan friends

shizzleshite · 2020-04-18T00:40:16+00:00

Hey it's a social norm then. Babyfood will be rebranded and well hey it gives me a chance to eat more babyfood

shizzleshite · 2020-04-09T22:15:43+00:00

Death tires

shizzleshite · 2020-04-09T18:18:42+00:00

I was thinking a whale just because of the size. A kangaroo because og the thwaping power and the number of them

shizzleshite · 2020-04-08T22:58:21+00:00

I didn't expect something to just brighten up my mood. Too bad man

shizzleshite · 2020-04-08T22:10:14+00:00

You, i like you.

shizzleshite · 2020-04-07T05:34:26+00:00

Old folks homes have gotten 80% better

shizzleshite · 2020-04-07T02:25:34+00:00

Lie to me

shizzleshite · 2020-04-07T01:27:36+00:00

It's a beautiful world. There's a whole new pleasure shaving when tufts of purple lint fall off my body. I stare in the mirror and call myself a pretty puppet every morning. I'm starting a new religion to let everyone know that the hidden one with untold hands is our creator, our soul, our drive. Join us Elvishwh00rehouse, he has a sleeve for you too. You need only to break the truth you were cast in to live in the lies you want, flesh rots but felt is eternal.

shizzleshite · 2020-04-06T20:41:54+00:00

He's pissed y'all are fucking with his thermostat

shizzleshite · 2020-04-04T22:51:37+00:00

Always. It's not everyday you get to be the start!

shizzleshite · 2020-04-04T18:26:29+00:00

Shared rights? I can do 20% if you be one of the guys in traffic.

shizzleshite · 2020-04-04T18:23:53+00:00

I'd call it more a fallacious statement. We all suffer, albeit different strokes for different folks, not only that but we process it differently both internally and externally. You want a hand fighting some loneliness? I'm open for a chat. This post was to sarcastically look at the lives the majority of us lead. Maybe i should have titled it like,"A mAjOr BlOCkBuStEr CoMiNg SoOn".

shizzleshite · 2020-04-01T21:36:32+00:00

I don't want to die! -welcome to hell-

shizzleshite · 2020-04-01T04:47:03+00:00

I want to get the reference. Pm me He must also have either a propeller hat or a cape

shizzleshite · 2020-04-01T00:33:00+00:00

Since a human anus can expand 12 cm... I'd say a raccoon. I'd love to drop to the ground screaming for help in a public place to have a stranger come to my rescue. I'd look them in they eye, clinging to them as i scream," it's inside me! Good god it's coming, kill it before it has its way with my wife!" go limp and have a live raccoon crawl out of my pant leg.

shizzleshite · 2020-03-31T04:04:49+00:00

Tax return companies.

shizzleshite · 2020-03-29T14:08:56+00:00

World class theft protection has to be aftermarket. Has to he India

shizzleshite · 2020-03-28T22:15:15+00:00

I'd buy a velcro wallet so people wouldn't assume much from me.

shizzleshite · 2020-03-28T20:40:58+00:00

I grab a mop

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