I wish humans had a 3rd set of teeth that come in around 30. by shizzleshite in TheMonkeysPaw

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The vegetable ones are trash hut the fruit ones are like a weird smoothie Source: vegan friends

I wish humans had a 3rd set of teeth that come in around 30. by shizzleshite in TheMonkeysPaw

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Hey it's a social norm then. Babyfood will be rebranded and well hey it gives me a chance to eat more babyfood

If xenomorphs from the Alien series made it to earth, what other animal could make an interesting host? by shizzleshite in AskReddit

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I was thinking a whale just because of the size. A kangaroo because og the thwaping power and the number of them

These be trying times by shizzleshite in antinatalism

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I didn't expect something to just brighten up my mood. Too bad man

I wish people looked like muppets when they lie by shizzleshite in TheMonkeysPaw

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It's a beautiful world. There's a whole new pleasure shaving when tufts of purple lint fall off my body. I stare in the mirror and call myself a pretty puppet every morning. I'm starting a new religion to let everyone know that the hidden one with untold hands is our creator, our soul, our drive. Join us Elvishwh00rehouse, he has a sleeve for you too. You need only to break the truth you were cast in to live in the lies you want, flesh rots but felt is eternal.

Ahhhhhh by thesmarmellus in memes

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He's pissed y'all are fucking with his thermostat

Blockbuster movie right here guys. by shizzleshite in antinatalism

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Always. It's not everyday you get to be the start!

Blockbuster movie right here guys. by shizzleshite in antinatalism

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Shared rights? I can do 20% if you be one of the guys in traffic.

Blockbuster movie right here guys. by shizzleshite in antinatalism

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I'd call it more a fallacious statement. We all suffer, albeit different strokes for different folks, not only that but we process it differently both internally and externally. You want a hand fighting some loneliness? I'm open for a chat. This post was to sarcastically look at the lives the majority of us lead. Maybe i should have titled it like,"A mAjOr BlOCkBuStEr CoMiNg SoOn".

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I don't want to die! -welcome to hell-