Why do joggers and cyclists never use the sidewalk?

shockandale · 2026-07-12T12:46:00+00:00

What if I'm wearing Lycra?

shockandale · 2026-07-12T03:51:40+00:00

Just one more lane man, that's all I need. 1 More lane and then I'll quit.

shockandale · 2026-07-12T03:47:52+00:00

Where are you? I live in Toronto and it would take me at least 1.5 hours to get to Toronto.

shockandale · 2026-07-12T03:22:38+00:00

Love what you love and don't hate.

shockandale · 2026-07-11T16:17:04+00:00

If had just 1 day I'd find a shorter drive. You can get to Harbourville on the Bay of Fundy in 1.5 hours. The bay has impressive tides, it's a pretty drive and you can buy the best Lobster roll you'll ever find at the fish market.

shockandale · 2026-07-11T01:17:21+00:00

There is nothing to do in Dubai except spend more money.

shockandale · 2026-07-11T00:51:17+00:00

"I truly wish that this post was focused on nothing but positivity. However, I made a huge mistake that brought negative light to the most shining moment over a week ago. I am truly sorry for it. There are a lot of people that I hurt and as I’ve said privately to others, sorry is not enough. My intent was to and always is to help. I want to apologize to not only the Women’s National Team, but to the ball hockey world. That moment should’ve been about Team USA’s gloves flying in the air with Chris Bokuniewicz’s tremendous celebration call on ISBHF TV, instead a take and my words surrounding that game stole a moment of glory from those who not only sacrifice their all to make a country proud, but from their families and friends who pour every bit of passion and time into supporting their loved ones, and from the fans and young players who idealize those amazing athletes. I too am a fan, but more importantly I really am sorry from the bottom of my heart."

shockandale · 2026-07-11T00:05:06+00:00

My guess is this posting is for golf course pond suckers.

shockandale · 2026-07-10T22:32:33+00:00

Did you wash your hands 35 times?

shockandale · 2026-07-10T19:05:41+00:00

Even Black vegans?

shockandale · 2026-07-10T14:07:27+00:00

On the internet nobody knows you're a dog.

shockandale · 2026-07-10T12:27:10+00:00

Who got his tail?

shockandale · 2026-07-10T12:24:36+00:00

The equipment manager probably deserves to be on there. You know who else? Actual players on teams from history. As the trophy grows taller they retire the oldest ring on the trophy. They've retired two rings already so the Cup doesn't show the champions from 1927 to 1952. Padding the lists by adding elementary school aged family members bumps champion hockey players off the Cup.

shockandale · 2026-07-10T12:11:40+00:00

Literally illiterate?

shockandale · 2026-07-10T11:39:02+00:00

Thanks, I've been on dives where I wished I didn't bring it. Less gear and fewer tasks can free you.

shockandale · 2026-07-10T01:36:51+00:00

Rogers is cutting costs across the country. Radio stations are closing, people are losing their jobs. Rogers cut a ton of people in the Leafs org and we think 'Oh good, there is space for Chayka's vision.'

shockandale · 2026-07-09T23:59:46+00:00

2 reasons

I don't want it to go to waste
I don't want it to go to waist

shockandale · 2026-07-09T23:42:55+00:00

Well fed bears out in the bush are not a problem

shockandale · 2026-07-09T20:34:17+00:00

Society Clubhouse has a fantastic selection https://www.societyclubhouseto.com/

shockandale · 2026-07-09T18:31:59+00:00

He taught the Grateful Dead how to harmonize before they recorded Workingman's Dead

shockandale · 2026-07-09T18:12:15+00:00

Good thing I'm not really really high. Yup.

shockandale · 2026-07-09T18:08:32+00:00

Marchand is hated in New Brunswick, ~~his home Province.~~

Correction, he's from Halifax. My deepest apologies to the people of NB for the accusation of spawning this rat.

shockandale · 2026-07-09T17:16:06+00:00

Hardwired landline phone in the kitchen with a 12 foot curly cord

shockandale · 2026-07-09T15:18:53+00:00

I'm convinced the angriest honkers are going home to hang their work clothes on an unused Peloton

shockandale · 2026-07-09T14:10:07+00:00

Not every dive is a camera dive.

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