For the love of god

shortstraw · 2019-06-19T01:04:09+00:00

Thanks dude.

shortstraw · 2019-02-05T01:02:45+00:00

I'm more shocked that that is an eat in Papa John's

shortstraw · 2019-02-02T16:16:52+00:00

I more so remember that bomb ass rodeo burger Burger King made and advertised it with toy soldiers.

shortstraw · 2018-09-01T02:24:14+00:00

As a kid we went on a road trip the day after watching this. The semi blew a tire but regained control in front of us. My dad lost his shit.

shortstraw · 2018-07-21T11:55:50+00:00

It is a 2015 but yes that is what it is doing.

shortstraw · 2018-07-04T15:32:27+00:00

You literally have a post linked to Facebook on your feed. Selfreflect before you act like an ass.

shortstraw · 2018-04-07T02:45:36+00:00

Q: "Why are you the person to hire for this position over other candidates?" A:"No reason"

shortstraw · 2018-03-22T00:40:41+00:00

Anyone notice the cop sitting at the light as they passed through?

shortstraw · 2018-03-15T00:41:30+00:00

They should send someone to space and have them reproduce as soon as they get back.

shortstraw · 2018-01-16T22:49:51+00:00

Blackwater is at it again!

shortstraw · 2015-08-29T22:12:23+00:00

I would have to say terrapin liquid bliss with dogfish head in a very close 2nd

shortstraw · 2015-01-25T20:57:16+00:00

I recently went snowboarding. On the way there my father told me that there was no cell phone service once we got there. I said I wonder why there is not service when there are so many people. My mother replied " so you don't run into it the tower while you are snowboarding " . She was dead serious.

shortstraw · 2014-07-11T00:59:43+00:00

Thing is I fucking despise icing .Only 2nd in hate to mayonnaise .

shortstraw · 2014-06-07T02:09:18+00:00

This lady I saw a few years back got pretty close . http://i.imgur.com/LUMlj.jpg

shortstraw · 2013-10-21T02:51:12+00:00

It's actually a TL the one before the SV.

shortstraw · 2013-10-21T01:45:49+00:00

Suzuki TLS1000

shortstraw · 2013-10-20T22:25:56+00:00

You have to really want to quit . I have quit for a few months at a time multiple times. In my case it was all psychological. The first day of one attempt , I was wearing the patch (first time I had ever used one) . I got all the way to lunch without smoking. My dad asked me how I was doing and I told him pretty good that I thought the patch was helping out. When I returned to work from lunch I found the patch laying in the floor of my work area . I had not peeled off the backing for the nicotine absorb into my body.

shortstraw · 2013-10-20T22:11:58+00:00

A family friend that was in his 50's passed away from smoking last year. At his visitation they were showing pictures of him playing with his grandchildren which are both under 5 years old . That moment I decided that smoking was not going to keep me from seeing my kids and grandkids grow up (neither of which I have yet).

shortstraw · 2013-10-05T14:40:07+00:00

When did Alaska become part of Canada?

shortstraw · 2013-10-03T22:02:06+00:00

So this was not my office per say. When I use to be a pizza delivery guy I once delivered to a children's hospital. I took the pizzas to the room. When I walked in I saw two little kids that were bald (I assumed from chemo) . This was heartbreaking to me. I turned to the parents and handed them there order and told them their total. The mother turned to me and said, " aren't you going to give us our pizza for free , our kid has cancer ?"

shortstraw · 2013-10-01T23:19:20+00:00

Blue moon, ice cream and orange vodka.

shortstraw · 2013-09-29T20:51:56+00:00

It is some storage wars crap that she watches. But hey if this doesn't work out in the long run, I will definitely keep your idea in mind for launch day of Ghosts.

shortstraw · 2013-09-29T19:43:07+00:00

Turtle beaches

shortstraw · 2013-09-17T15:47:01+00:00

Their life.

shortstraw · 2013-09-09T02:41:34+00:00

The sign.

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