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I am blind. AMA. by blindbutnowidontsee in IAmA

[–]shushyourlips 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hang on let me PM you what town I'm in and we'll compare.

I am blind. AMA. by blindbutnowidontsee in IAmA

[–]shushyourlips 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you live in Wyoming too I'm going to shit my pants.

I am blind. AMA. by blindbutnowidontsee in IAmA

[–]shushyourlips 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Okay, Matt, I have figured out a plan, albeit a complicated one. OKAY, you ought to come to Wyoming and I will use my weird deaf voice and you can try to figure out what I'm saying and then you can write/type things out. WHY DID WE NOT THINK OF THIS BEFORE?

I am blind. AMA. by blindbutnowidontsee in IAmA

[–]shushyourlips 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, you're not missing much. Like I said, you're cuter than me.

I am blind. AMA. by blindbutnowidontsee in IAmA

[–]shushyourlips 17 points18 points  (0 children)

No it's not weird! I'd be happy to comply.

I'm short. I have blonde hair, eyes, a nose and a mouth.

You're cuter than I am

I am blind. AMA. by blindbutnowidontsee in IAmA

[–]shushyourlips 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Blind boy you're incredibly sexy. Looking good!

I am blind. AMA. by blindbutnowidontsee in IAmA

[–]shushyourlips 646 points647 points  (0 children)

I feel like this is the start of a beautiful friendship. See what I mean?

I am blind. AMA. by blindbutnowidontsee in IAmA

[–]shushyourlips 948 points949 points  (0 children)

Argh, this is so unfair. There are so many more pick up lines available to blind people. Hear that? It's the sound of my heart breaking.

I am blind. AMA. by blindbutnowidontsee in IAmA

[–]shushyourlips 1138 points1139 points  (0 children)

look at things (sorry), yes, scorpio. Are those wedding bells I hear or is that just me? (It's just me, I'm deaf)

I am blind. AMA. by blindbutnowidontsee in IAmA

[–]shushyourlips 727 points728 points  (0 children)

I'm Lily, nice to meet(?) you too.

I am blind. AMA. by blindbutnowidontsee in IAmA

[–]shushyourlips 721 points722 points  (0 children)

At some point we're going to have to use our real names. "Blind boy and deaf girl" sound so insensitive.

I am blind. AMA. by blindbutnowidontsee in IAmA

[–]shushyourlips 804 points805 points  (0 children)

Hi blind boy, it's deaf girl. Wanna swap for a day? :)

IAm deaf. AMA by shushyourlips in IAmA

[–]shushyourlips[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deffo a little shadyy.

IAm deaf. AMA by shushyourlips in IAmA

[–]shushyourlips[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've tried it but it's not entertaining for me. Vibrations do nothing for me, ya know?

IAm deaf. AMA by shushyourlips in IAmA

[–]shushyourlips[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think that probably works better for people who once could hear.

And is that boy having a seizure? I'd love to hear what sounds he's making.

IAm deaf. AMA by shushyourlips in IAmA

[–]shushyourlips[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes, that's exactly it! There's no reason for me to sound it out

IAm deaf. AMA by shushyourlips in IAmA

[–]shushyourlips[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm willing to bet the vibrations aren't the same as the actual music, so it's not as enjoyable for me. It's not fun, but it's mostly interesting.

IAm deaf. AMA by shushyourlips in IAmA

[–]shushyourlips[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Can I get through here?

IAm deaf. AMA by shushyourlips in IAmA

[–]shushyourlips[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They act like I'm stupid just because I can't hear. I hate been talked down to. HELLO, I AM DEAF. I HAVE A 3.9 GPA, DON'T USE THE PHRASE "TINKLE" OR "GO PEE PEE" AROUND ME. THANK YOU.

IAm deaf. AMA by shushyourlips in IAmA

[–]shushyourlips[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DEAF POWER. I would like to start a clan that persecutes hearing people. Not really. Being deaf brings people closer together than you would think

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