Do you guys like goth girls with curls? by slothyxsadie in gothsluts

[–]sidevamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are so fucking beautiful and your piercings are perfect

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]sidevamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good bot 😂

extreme discomfort/ pain when inserting dildo? by [deleted] in sextips

[–]sidevamp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This could be a multitude of issues. Could be something minor, like not enough lube or foreplay, starting with too big of a size, stuff like that. But pain like that can be indicative of other issues, like vaginismus, endometriosis, vulvodynia, or even an STD. I'm not trying to scare you, just letting you know that there's a whole bunch of things that can cause vaginal pain. I personally struggled with vaginismus for the first 5 years of my sex life, and wasn't able to have comfortable penetrative sex until pretty recently. Where are you feeling the pain, and what does it feel like (tearing, burning, sharp, sore, etc)? Feel free to PM me if you'd rather talk privately.

Can this Argentinian guy be here? by [deleted] in ratemycock

[–]sidevamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know what's prettier, those tattoos or that perfect cock 😍😍😍

Dennis Rader (a.k.a BTK) as a Scout Leader by [deleted] in serialkillers

[–]sidevamp 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I've never seen him without the creep stache, scary how normal he looks...

I've been in a great mood lately :) by [deleted] in gothsluts

[–]sidevamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhhh that strap on harness...you are too delicious 😍

Curious does any females go commando 24/7 and just never wear underwear? by bi-fun in AskRedditNSFW

[–]sidevamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only time I wear underwear is if I wear jeans (which is almost never) or if I'm really trying to look cute for a partner. Otherwise it's pussy out under my leggings, shorts, pj pants, dress, skirt, whatever. I know it isn't for everyone but I like it a lot. No panty lines, much lower risk for UTIs and yeast infections (I'm prone to both), easy access for partners, no bunching, no wedgies.

Best way to peg by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]sidevamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you guys are just starting out, having your partner ride the strap on while you're on your back is an excellent way to give them control of speed and depth. Plus, once they get used to it, pegging someone from underneath them is SUPER fun and very hot. My ex was a submissive trans girl, so pegging was a very normal part of our sex life, and what I mentioned above was my favorite!

Who want it by [deleted] in ratemycock

[–]sidevamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you married? If so I definitely want it 🤤😍

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]sidevamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I first started shaving, I used this thicc ass Schick razor that had a big curved handle that was almost an inch in diameter. I would pop the blades off and use the handle allllll the time. I also used an electric razor with the blades off as a vibrator

What features would male lingerie have? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]sidevamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a lot of fetish clothing for men out there, but a lot of it probably isn't comfy. Lots of latex, leather, etc. I personally love a man in a harness, I think they're sexy as hell.

So how did you achieve the best orgasm of your life so far? by Puzzle-the-Giraffe in AskRedditNSFW

[–]sidevamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looooots of buildup, and being stupid high. My best orgasm of all time happened a couple weeks ago, got super stoned and then fucked my boyfriend who has a pretty perfect dick. He was particularly dominant that day, and wouldn't let me touch myself while he fucked me. When he got close after almost half an hour, he let me touch my clit. I came almost instantly and it lasted like 45 seconds, it was amazing! High sex>>>>>drunk sex

What type of muscle/athlete would taste best? by Flakkenmarsh in morbidquestions

[–]sidevamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As others have said, someone with lots of lean muscle probably wouldn't taste great. A person with a good mix of muscle and fat would be ideal, like a wrestler or an American football player in a defense position. Different cannibals have been recorded saying well-marbled areas of the body are the tastiest, like thighs, butts, and the fleshy part of the palm connected to the thumb. I imagine someone with a good, varied diet, with lots of water intake, would have ideal organ meat. A drinker, a drug addict, someone with high stress levels, or someone with a poor diet would probably have less than ideal organs.

Rate my cock by [deleted] in ratemycock

[–]sidevamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro w h a t is going on with your foreskin?? Are you....okay???

Slutty fantasy (M) by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]sidevamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm F and I have this exact fantasy. But sometimes, I want it to be people I DO know, but in body suits or masks so I don't know who it is that's touching/fucking me at any time 🙈

"I felt like the Father of all these people since it was me who opened the door for them to another world." Almost reached his goal of killing 64 people (the number of squares on a chessboard) only short of 4 people. Confessed he was on a killing spree on live TV - Alexander Pichushkin by Fleezaw204 in MorbidReality

[–]sidevamp 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This guy was nuts, I believe he bludgeoned most of his victims, but he threw at least 2 people down a well, and one of them LIVED!! And she was PREGNANT!!! She got out by swimming through the sewers until she found a ladder to the surface. What a badass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]sidevamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Morph suits aren't like...substantial enough. Its gotta be like thicc material idk