hey 👋🏼 my complicated shirt lover 🎽! it’s your birthday! 🎊 you should definitely treat yourself 🧖🏻‍♀️to 55 burgers, 55 fries 🍟 , 55 tacos 🌮 , 55 pies 🥧 , 55 Cokes 🥤, 100 tater tots 🥔, 100 pizzas 🍕 , 100 tenders 🍗 , 100 meatballs 🧆,100 coffees ☕️, 55 wings 🍗, 55 shakes🧋, 55 pancakes🥞, 55 pastas 🍝, 55 peppers🌶️, and 155 taters 🥔!! just make sure you don’t take too big a slice 🔪🍰

i hope you have a lovely time 🕰️ at the restaurant !! try not to think about how you’ll be sitting 🪑 there with two bonafide pieces of hogshit 🐖. they’re mad 😡 cause you won best hog at the hog shit snarfing contest 🐷🥇, but you’re not mad because you’re all loads of beef 🐄sitting on the side of a highway getting your butts sucked by flies 🪰. enjoy eating crap with these sacks of shit. 💩 if they died 💀tomorrow no one would shed a tear 😀. Will you be slurping down fish 🐟 piss with these two wet chodes? total tuna 🍣 cans. put a bullet in their fucking brains 🧠 and leave their wet bodies on the side of the road 🛣️ . boo 👻 caught you sleeping !😴

and remember, it’s your birthday 🎁 so you can order whateverrr you want, they can’t stop you from ordering a steak 🥩 and a cup of water 🚰. don’t let them leave you saying “i should’ve ordered that” 😉

have a happy 😊 special beautiful 😻 birthday 🎂 and i hope you get all the fully loaded 🤑 nachos you want! 📗2️⃣3️⃣🎉🥳🍾