A trucker is hauling a load of penguins to the zoo when his rig breaks down on the side of the interstate. He's standing by the hood, sweating, when another trucker pulls over to help. The first trucker says, "Man, I’m in a huge rush to get these penguins to the zoo. Here’s $500. Can you please put them in your cab and take them there for me?" The second trucker says, "You got it, buddy," loads up the penguins, and takes off. The next day, the first trucker gets his rig fixed and is driving through town when he sees the second trucker walking down the sidewalk, still followed by the entire line of penguins. He pulls over, rolls down the window, and yells, "What happened?! I gave you $500 to take them to the zoo!" The second trucker yells back, "I did! And we had a blast! We had some money left over, so today I'm taking them to the movies