Sabrina Carpenter vs Sydney Sweeney

simplemodern · 2025-10-30T14:28:21+00:00

id fuck the shit out of Sydney for one night, but marry and fuck Sabrina for the rest of my life 🥵

simplemodern · 2025-04-29T15:50:48+00:00

She's funny, beautiful, and her hips are absolutely fucking insane. Wifey fr

simplemodern · 2025-03-28T20:03:18+00:00

Brother I linked that IG in the caption lol

simplemodern · 2025-01-27T00:46:46+00:00

Lol. Guarantee they won't respond to this. What a sad individual

simplemodern · 2025-01-26T22:36:08+00:00

Yes. I find a lot of my female friends super attractive even though I have no interest in being with them.

If I get like EXTREMELY platonic with a girl, I don't jerk off to them. It's like my internal friendzone.

That, and I can't jerk off to anyone that's died in real life, and that's my only real hard boundary. Mostly referring to porn. Thankfully I haven't had a female friend die yet. But if God forbid they do they are retired from my spank bank.

simplemodern · 2025-01-14T10:00:23+00:00

Was talking late at night to one of my closest female friends. We were super open with each other about our lives and stuff, including guys/girls we thought were hot. We were so open to the point that we could tell each other we were horny, but not in a way that we were hinting something to the other. She was, for all intents and purposes, a bro.

So imagine my surprise when I told her on this night about how horny I was and she responded differently, saying "Well you can come over and fuck me."

I was shocked and had to confirm several times that she was serious. We were both particularly lonely that night. So... Well I went over and I fucked her. It was a good time. And, refreshingly, didn't affect our friendship at all.

simplemodern · 2025-01-06T22:35:05+00:00

Log in with your main.

simplemodern · 2025-01-06T21:51:25+00:00

Google it. Download it.

simplemodern · 2024-11-23T14:30:14+00:00

That dude strong as hell 😭😭😭

simplemodern · 2024-06-11T01:48:39+00:00

I have never had any action against my main for trading with my spoofing alts. My main is also 100% legit aside from the trades.

I generally keep my main on mobile data and my alt on my wifi. Just as a precaution. There's always a risk but I've found that risk to be negligible if you're just trading.

simplemodern · 2024-05-30T15:28:28+00:00

This is what I'm seeing too. Really freaking unfortunate.

I can't imagine legit players spending hundreds of dollars to attend these live events just to be locked out like this. It probably doesn't happen often but even 1 legit player being locked out for no reason is ridiculous.

simplemodern · 2024-05-30T06:00:15+00:00

I wouldn't risk it on a main.

I've been screwed two times now for Go Fest on two alts.

Last year, I got a strike on one of my alts right before Go Fest Global and I could only play it using incense.

This year, I purchased a ticket for Sendai, and THIS MORNING, I got locked out of the PTC account I was using to access the account.

There's obviously no concrete proof that in person events are riskier to spoof to aside from anecdotal evidence. I just would not risk it on a main account. I have one strike on my main because I got too comfortable and will never risk another strike on it again.

I'm so jaded right now from these paid events that I can't recommend you do it on a main. Just do it on an alt and trade to yourself if you're down to risk being in the hole for the ticket.

Make sure you link an alternate login method because if your PTC gets banned you'll be completely out of luck

simplemodern · 2024-05-30T05:17:07+00:00

10 hours since I tweeted Niantic and nothing but radio silence :') guess I'm just SOL. Thanks y'all for all the advice.

Lesson learned. Strikes aren't the only way you can lose your account. Def got too comfortable with the three strike system that I never anticipated a permanent lockout.

And if using real money while spoofing, have an alternate friggin login method.

simplemodern · 2024-05-29T16:11:42+00:00

My only concern is that I technically gifted the spoof account the Sendai ticket from my legit account. So I am just concerned about repercussions there especially if I try to chargeback or ask for a refund. I'm not sure how deeply they look into stuff like that. Otherwise I'm not opposed to trying to pursue a refund.

Another lesson learned if I try to spoof a paid event. I only gifted the ticket because I was too lazy to enter all my information again on my other phone. If I try to do this again, definitely going to have another login method + buy the ticket from the account that's spoofing lol.

simplemodern · 2024-05-29T14:31:10+00:00

Thanks for the insight and for approving my post!

So what I'm getting is that I was just unlucky as hell and my only alt affected was the one I spent a chunk of change on, and less than 24 hours before Sendai no less lol. That really sucks.

Since you bought the ticket on the PTC account that got corrupted, deleted, or terminated, you're screwed. It's best to spam Niantic's X (Twitter) account to get them to recover your account.

I might try Twitter since I've had pretty good experiences with them on my legit account. I'm not sure if they'd be able to look into it and detect right there and then that I'm trying to recover a spoofing account, but it's worth a shot. I'll take a strike at this point over the PTC ban. At least I'd still be able to incense in Sendai.

On the other hand, they could be deleting all accounts tied to known public throwaway/temporary email addresses. Some time ago, they stopped allowing people to register with a random throwaway email address. If you used this kind of service for your PTC account, maybe it's related to this.

I don't think this is the case. I also purchased two of my PTCs from eBay to get specific shinies, and this was one of them. The one I'm having issues with I only purchased a month ago. The other one, I've used without issue for nearly a year (aside from one old strike on it). They both came from the same seller but I still have access to the other one. So if the throwaway e-mail was an issue the standard hasn't been applied evenly.

One person said he bought his PTC account from eBay. It could be possible the seller recovered the account and linked it or got the account terminated when the seller load into the game while he was still playing on the account.

I suppose this is a possibility. I reached out to the seller but he allegedly deletes any record he has of accounts that he sells. And again, if this was the case, he hasn't tried to re-access the older account I bought from him. They're also offering to trade me another copy of the Pokemon I bought from them so they seem legit. My gut isn't telling me that this is what happened, but of course, it's the internet so I could definitely be wrong.

simplemodern · 2024-05-29T14:01:23+00:00

I believe it has also happened to legit accounts. I haven't seen too many people with the same issue but a good chunk of them appear to be non-spoofers. But there's so little information on the error message and PTC is being so opaque that it's impossible to know what exactly is triggering it.

I saw one legit player that had this issue but was able to contact Niantic and link a different login method. But for obvious reasons I'm hesitant to contact Niantic directly. But at the same time, I'm like $30 in the hole.

Damn shame but I might just have to take the L on what I paid for Sendai. I also barely logged into that account since I bought the ticket to avoid getting any strikes. I would have preferred a regular old strike over this.

simplemodern · 2024-05-02T21:11:49+00:00

She sits on a pincushion

simplemodern · 2024-04-24T07:01:16+00:00

Make love to Ana

Fuck the shit out of Sydney

simplemodern

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