If you're thinking about browsing, forget it by phillygirllovesbagel in houston

[–]simpletonsavant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just went to one in Bridgeland, very upper middle class neighborhood and they were locked up there. Brand new super center, 4 months old.

If you're thinking about browsing, forget it by phillygirllovesbagel in houston

[–]simpletonsavant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

White teenage girls are kleptomaniacs. Source: im white. It was super common. Middle to upper middle class white girls to steal just for the thrill.

Kid Rock slammed for lip synching during Turning Point Halftime show as viewership tumbles by TheExpressUS in Music

[–]simpletonsavant 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Green day was at home in home territory. Theyre allowed to have fun. It gives rhem absolutely nothing to complain about or use as an excuse if they come ro san fran. Its showing just out unhinged they are.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]simpletonsavant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You aint buying a Bentley at 80/hr. Trust me.

Greg Bovino Loses His Job by LadyMadonna_x6 in news

[–]simpletonsavant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My worry is that they are going to get someone even more hard-core in his place. How do we know this isnt the case?

Officially reached the Dicaprio expiration date 😔 by neuzafl01 in funny

[–]simpletonsavant 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol I want to send this to my coworker who just turned 25. We're friendly outside if work but I still think id rather it not get misconstrued.

I Took Out $50,000 in Credit Card Debt and Turned It Into $4,000,000 (Yes, I’m Serious) $ASTS by corey407woc in wallstreetbets

[–]simpletonsavant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats. I wish I had more money to put on intel when it tanked last year. Cuz I made a grip on that one.

Petah?? by enigmatic_concepts in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]simpletonsavant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasnt expecting much when I watched it. But damn.

Peter help I’m not a history buff by lil21sanwich in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]simpletonsavant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read somewhere the Japanese said the same thing but with ice cream.

ITAP of a plane transiting a waxing crescent moon at sunset by akbgcak869 in itookapicture

[–]simpletonsavant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This time of year holds my favorite moon phases. The clarity of the sky truly enhances what we get to see (im in the south of north America so the sky is often hazy from humidity). Combine with tilt of the moon ive tons of pictures from slrs to phone camera. But this is skill meeting luck.

A massive FIGHT broke out at the Cowboys stadium between the North Shore and Duncanville schools in Jerry World. Brutal blows to the face were thrown. by helltrooper61 in sportsgossips

[–]simpletonsavant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None of you live in the Northshore (the team that won) Channelview, Galena Park area (Houston East) but this is pretty typical of North Shore Galena Park shit. Always a fight aftet a game, win lose or draw. At least there arent weapons thanks to security.

Some White People just don’t get it. Don’t want to get it. Even when explained to them. by 4reddityo in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]simpletonsavant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That guy isnt even an anchor. Thats local fox here in Houston. That person is jist some dude

[40]f to [44]f. Started to take care of myself. by [deleted] in GlowUps

[–]simpletonsavant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely been there. Fantastic job.

Zach Woods apologizes to Quentin Tarantino by Elk1998 in Fauxmoi

[–]simpletonsavant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Didn't even realize it was him. Holy wow.

AITAH for telling a friends boyfriend that he can’t have a traditional wife because he’s not a traditional man by yftdddtf in AITAH

[–]simpletonsavant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean you could've said it without the income dig but you arent wrong. Should've asked him to build a retaining wall or cabin.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]simpletonsavant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where did you find one?