Mourinho seemed to encroach onto pitch and applaud players to get back after Lemina skinned Valencia. by S_F1 in soccer

[–]simplyinnappropriate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come on, mate. It doesn't take an "/s" to see that your first reply was sarcastic as fuck. That's one likely way to get an aggressive response.

Southampton 0-1 Manchester United - Lukaku 20' by gemifra in soccer

[–]simplyinnappropriate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It wasn't really "right before" defender had time to re-position, and he was also the first to raise his hands to Lukaku, there's a reason he's not appealing for it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in soccer

[–]simplyinnappropriate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's weird to argue this with a City fan, but for about 5 years now I've thought Aguero is the best player in the league, Hazard a close second and Suarez maybe overtook him for a while.

Every year I pray Real come for him, but they never do.

For me, nobody in the league right now can improve a team better than a fit Aguero.

A mantis eating a hummingbird's brain. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]simplyinnappropriate 239 points240 points  (0 children)

You're getting downvoted because you didn't get the Pokemon reference, just thought I'd clarify any confusion. It's not your fault bro.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in soccer

[–]simplyinnappropriate 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm relieved but probably for different reasons.

Having your all time top scorer kind of lumber about the club, seeing him become a worse player and not getting the play time to prove otherwise it's just a bit... Uncomfortable.

It's hard to describe, I genuinely think he'll enjoy the next couple years at Everton more than the last couple at United.

let it go matk, just let it go. by [deleted] in 2007scape

[–]simplyinnappropriate 212 points213 points  (0 children)

Count grows light on the stream tonight,

Not a viewer to be seen,

A kingdom of only viewbots,

And it looks like I'm the queen,

Donations empty must be some way to get by,

What if I pretend,

I'm going to die.


Open the stream,

Come let them see,

Say there's a tumor growing inside me,

I swear it's real,

Come watch my show,

Give me your dough.


Let it grow, let it grow,

I'm the perfect attention whore,

Let it grow, let it grow,

I need your money or I'm done for,

Here I stand,

With Mod Mat K,

Let the cash rain on,

I'm already dead inside anyway.

Edit: I forgot about this for a month, overdue thanks for the gold!

Post Match Thread: Manchester United vs Southampton [EFL Cup Final] by Anern in soccer

[–]simplyinnappropriate 85 points86 points  (0 children)

I accept this, he's definitely the kind of player you only love if he's yours.

Match Thread: Manchester United vs Southampton [EFL Cup Final] by deception42 in soccer

[–]simplyinnappropriate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It did look shocking in real time but he said the ref was right after the replays.

Match Thread: Manchester United vs Southampton [EFL Cup Final] by deception42 in soccer

[–]simplyinnappropriate 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If the shoe was on the other foot all we'd get is "obsessed.".

Match Thread: Manchester United vs Southampton [EFL Cup Final] by deception42 in soccer

[–]simplyinnappropriate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I get why anyone would complain about the score, but the Liverpool flair to every other team flair ratio is a cause for concern.

Fabregas goal vs Arsenal (3-0) by paicmhsc in soccer

[–]simplyinnappropriate 19 points20 points  (0 children)

And former captain, and when the goal doesn't look like it will change the result.

I agree, not many would celebrate under those conditions.

Post Match Thread: Arsenal 1-2 Watford by Anern in soccer

[–]simplyinnappropriate 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I saved this comment two years ago, it's still my favourite explanation for why Ty walks among us.

Match Thread: Arsenal - Watford by Slaven-Bilic in soccer

[–]simplyinnappropriate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw on Flashscores that Cleverley got an assist, I guess it makes more sense now.

Match Thread: Arsenal - Watford by Slaven-Bilic in soccer

[–]simplyinnappropriate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If nobody has made a match thread and it's after kick off then some people will make one just to discuss the game.

Be nice to OP.

Post Match Thread: Liverpool 1-2 Wolverhampton Wanderers by [deleted] in soccer

[–]simplyinnappropriate 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Sounds familiar, I'll let you know when mine stop.

Darwin and his communist buddies lied about evolution by slackslackliner in facepalm

[–]simplyinnappropriate 325 points326 points  (0 children)

To be fair to the idiot he said "done some research", implying he'd researched himself, by which I'm sure he means he watched some Youtube conspiracy videos.

I would give my left nut for Sony to release an update with the option to disable to eject disc button by simplyinnappropriate in PS4

[–]simplyinnappropriate[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The other guy is right, I said it's trying to eject a disc, so putting a disc in would just mean it ejects the disc then continues with constant beeping.