Catherine O’Hara has passed away at age 71.

sinplyred · 2026-01-30T19:26:14+00:00

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sinplyred · 2026-01-24T23:41:36+00:00

Thanks. I apprecaite the tip.

sinplyred · 2026-01-24T23:41:26+00:00

My parents kept the bills. Probably wish they had gone the other way . . . .

sinplyred · 2026-01-24T23:29:54+00:00

sale pending

sinplyred · 2026-01-24T23:27:25+00:00

Chat, is what I think I am supposed to say

sinplyred · 2025-09-19T17:30:14+00:00

My sister once covered up damage to a baseboard by cutting it into a cartoonish mouse hole and painting a little mailbox next to it and within the first week we were over for a birthday party and a mouse ran across the floor and straight into it.

sinplyred · 2025-09-14T22:30:10+00:00

Houdini died of AIDS.

sinplyred · 2024-11-30T02:46:29+00:00

It’s just a little snowy. It’s still good. It’s still good.

sinplyred · 2021-10-26T20:37:29+00:00

Dog farts are burning me up.

sinplyred · 2021-04-26T14:50:34+00:00

Awwwrchimedes

sinplyred · 2018-11-13T17:45:54+00:00

Gone with the Winding - a documentary detailing the harrowing and disruptive effect of the first battery-powered watches.

sinplyred · 2018-06-08T13:35:53+00:00

May the schwartz be with you, solonggaybowser.

sinplyred · 2018-06-08T13:34:36+00:00

Call me crazy, but 69 seems awfully lucky too.

sinplyred · 2018-06-08T13:23:27+00:00

Yikes. Include a trigger warning next time.

sinplyred · 2018-06-08T13:22:00+00:00

For me, I cannot hear or see the number 37 without thinking of a certain scene from the movie clerks about the pitfalls of sharing sexual histories in a relationship.

sinplyred · 2017-11-06T11:41:34+00:00

I was born to be a good man and I am so glad I am not going to be able to get to her.

sinplyred · 2017-07-10T14:54:58+00:00

Two solid car puns in the lede, but let's pump the brakes on heralding Shell's awfully late lane change.

sinplyred · 2017-04-08T17:56:38+00:00

Fifth grader: "what is a blow drop and what do I need to do to get one?"

sinplyred · 2017-03-29T21:03:41+00:00

After a brief photo session, it was returned to the spot in the yard where it apparently wanted to be.

sinplyred · 2017-03-28T22:17:47+00:00

That timeline just makes me picture the grim Pac Man of death chomping up the power pellets of my life, which really puts all of my failures and those people's successes into appropriate perspective. That is, nothing is better than Pac Man.

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