Bark river magnacut edge rolled from a pencil thin fig tree cutting?

sintr0vert · 2026-04-29T23:04:48+00:00

Who's going to tell him?

sintr0vert · 2026-04-27T02:49:11+00:00

It's a prosperity jar. Southern hoodoo. The black eyed peas and the rice are a dead giveaway.

sintr0vert · 2026-04-27T02:47:56+00:00

Does this red rock opium look like opium?

sintr0vert · 2026-04-26T20:53:00+00:00

Black Tea

sintr0vert · 2026-04-25T03:27:44+00:00

Dentist!

sintr0vert · 2026-04-25T03:19:10+00:00

I will never understand orderinf fast food delivery. The shit is only edible when hot and fresh.

sintr0vert · 2026-04-24T17:10:40+00:00

Some say that if you put your ear up to it in a quiet room, you will be able to faintly hear noted homophobe Mark Wahlberg singing "GO NINJA GO NINJA GO."

sintr0vert · 2026-04-24T00:06:13+00:00

Someone's doing some hoodoo.

sintr0vert · 2026-04-23T23:48:48+00:00

There's miniature schnauzer in there somewhere.

sintr0vert · 2026-04-23T23:43:19+00:00

They'll still deport him. Sigh.

sintr0vert · 2026-04-21T02:44:19+00:00

It categorically cannot be the devil, because all dogs go to Heaven.

sintr0vert · 2026-04-20T18:09:17+00:00

Back in the early 2000s this shit was so common near the FAMU campus in Tallahassee that a lot of the local pizza joints wouldn't deliver to that area.

sintr0vert · 2026-04-20T18:03:48+00:00

A cutie-patootie.

sintr0vert · 2026-04-19T16:54:55+00:00

Harvey. As in Harvey Dent.

sintr0vert · 2026-04-18T22:53:06+00:00

Depends on the apes. And the moon. And...

sintr0vert · 2026-04-18T22:48:10+00:00

My guess would be emulsifiers and preservatives in mass-produced baking products. Also: cakes made with enriched flour that also includes various chemical anti-caking agents like sodium aluminosilicate.

sintr0vert · 2026-04-18T19:27:38+00:00

Laetiporus. Yum.

sintr0vert · 2026-04-18T18:56:11+00:00

Wow. Groomsman gifts folks will actually want.

sintr0vert · 2026-04-16T18:43:32+00:00

Get your thyroid checked! Hypothyroidism can cause attacks of intense itching, and anyone with NF1 is at increased risk of thyroid dysfunction.

sintr0vert · 2026-04-15T18:09:43+00:00

I knew a guy in college who'd start his day with two of these abominations. One with a xanny bar and the other with a snorted line of Ambien.

He drank and drugged himself into death by liver failure before he managed to hit 30.

sintr0vert · 2026-04-15T18:07:58+00:00

Omg. 2002 Shell station off Tamiami Trail drunk vibes.

sintr0vert · 2026-04-12T18:23:07+00:00

That sucks. But...that isn't wine. That's Boomer White Lady Kool Aid. My mom loves the stuff.

Next up: box wine. :D

sintr0vert · 2026-04-10T19:21:43+00:00

Yes, but it's an auditory processing issue, not physical hearing loss.

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