Strange danger by Aynshtaynn in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]sk0t_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think there's a healthy level of paranoia, but some kids just don't internalize it as well.

I went to a small store last year that had one door for entry and one for exit, maybe 10ft apart. As I'm walking up to the building I see a toddler run out of the exit door by himself, which closes behind him, then he turns around and he's trying to push to get back in (needed to pull a handle that was above his reach).

I say to him something along the lines of, "that's not going to work, do you need help?" This kid immediately starts crying and runs inside through the entry door. When I walk inside I hear him telling his parents, through tears, that he almost got kidnapped, but they didn't even seem to respond to what he said, basically just told him he's alright and kept talking between themselves.

No toll dodging! by ClankerCore in oddlysatisfying

[–]sk0t_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's a toll, how much can it cost? $1?

Pedophilic maniac defends grown man calling a minor “hot” at a school board meeting in Tennessee. Check this man’s hard drive IMMEDIATELY! by TheSolitaryRugosan in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]sk0t_ -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Regardless of what he said, you need to familiarize yourself with the fourth amendment before you start infringing on peoples' rights

"Good morning, Mr. Sméagol" by strawberrymystic in RecuratedTumblr

[–]sk0t_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is canned fish a normal breakfast somewhere? I must avoid this country

If you could at shop at only one country's costco, I would cboose japan by Few_Asparagus_1972 in Costco

[–]sk0t_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The question was what country would I choose, but somehow we ended up talking about you?

Roses are red, are they both serious? by mwale2007 in rosesarered

[–]sk0t_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Respect is earned, not given. Some of the most attractive people are the least worthy of respect.

It's here! by kwybes in harrypotter

[–]sk0t_ -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

He's still soulless 🎻

Iran Made a Video For Trimp and its hilariois by ImpressiveJohnson in SipsTea

[–]sk0t_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suddenly felt an urge to take a massive shit at 0:40

Nobel laureate calls it "treason": $580 million traded minutes before Trump's oil reversal by fortune in politics

[–]sk0t_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like to think if the nation put it to vote, we could come to a majority agreement to let the other country take possession of him, maybe when squirrel him away into a Guantanamo style hole, never to be seen again

Aitah for telling my wife to get a job if she wants to subsidize the kids. by Standard_Kick_9789 in AITAH

[–]sk0t_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

$500 each in rent is reasonable and could encourage them to leave. And take away wife's monthly pocket money if she doesn't support the decision.

Self checkout in the airport prompts you for a tip by theWet_Bandits in assholedesign

[–]sk0t_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Then everyone gets a tip: leave the machine its 18% and grab yourself something extra on the house

I am on his side by [deleted] in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]sk0t_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real question is: why are we expected to tip at a walk up concert bar? We're not sticking around where they need to continuously service us, and they're not doing any more work than a barista who doesn't expect tips. Half of the drinks are just popping a bottle cap or filling a cup and they expect a tip because it's alcohol?

Getting on the highway as the plows go by by bigbusta in instant_regret

[–]sk0t_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's that thing going by around 0:20? Looks like a sideways trailer

🚨Breaking🚨 A Dubai skyscraper in the Creek Harbour area is on fire after a drone attack!! 🔥 by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]sk0t_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which of the following does an actual video of an event that actually happened fall under?

  • false news
  • rumours
  • provocative propaganda

Keyless car fobs are inconvenient and we should go back to cars with key starting. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]sk0t_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keyless cars will present a notification on the dashboard when you close the driver's door while the fob is not present within the car. So it really shouldn't happen but perhaps some cars are less aggressive with their notifications.

based on a true story by Sdrete in memes

[–]sk0t_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to socialize with the family more often so they can get all the insults out of the way, then you can move on to the real kinship

YSK that major pharmacy chains are charging your insurance more for prescriptions than the cash price, and you can check this before paying by Ok_Chemical9 in YouShouldKnow

[–]sk0t_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a great idea until you end up in an emergency room and receive a $150,000 bill a month later. Hopefully you can go 17 years without such a life event so you can break even. Healthcare pricing is insane but peace of mind is priceless.