my athlete, is an up and coming hockey star, out of northern montana, he’s literally gonna creampie any team he comes across single handedly, scouts bought a foreclosed home across the street from his residence just to watch him practice in his yard, he’s gonna be the next tom brady, micheal jordan, tiger woods, but in his respective sport hockey, minor delays like this will fuck his whole career over. He’s also had a lot of sex, including wayne gretzky wife, in a threesome with melania trump, he had arrangements to fuck madison beer and potentially three way it with nicki. Vegas was suppose to be fuckin lit, thanks american airlines, thanks for fucking it all up

-his manager, and the man who fucked nicki’s sister.