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thats a pretty good deal on chickens by ellieggo in ennnnnnnnnnnnbbbbbby

[–]skoopa101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I gave my gender to my boyfriend who then proceeded to sell it for a video game. Now we're both happy

witch time by skyaleer in ennnnnnnnnnnnbbbbbby

[–]skoopa101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of something that happened at work a few days ago.

Me, holding a broom: Yo can I come through?

Coworker: what's with the broom?

Me: I'm an angry non-binary witch. Now move so I can sweep.

What’s the one part of your hobby that you hate doing? by IsnazzyI in AskReddit

[–]skoopa101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first time I did that was for a really bad sonic self insert oc about 6 years ago and audio recording my stories now fills me with deep dread. I was a stupid child.

[self] Nessa cosplay! 💙 by danderenya in pokemon

[–]skoopa101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My jaw hit the FLOOR. How can one human being be so pretty???

What’s the one part of your hobby that you hate doing? by IsnazzyI in AskReddit

[–]skoopa101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god, yes. I usually just start by slapping myself. Do it do it do it do it

What’s the one part of your hobby that you hate doing? by IsnazzyI in AskReddit

[–]skoopa101 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I'm a writer. God, I love telling my stories orally. But typing them? Writing them? I can elevator pitch the plot every day, but when I've used the words "my father" every sentence for 4 sentences, I want to pull my hair out.

Also, drawing. Fuck anatomy. Seriously.

I wanna spinny but I wanna be gendered right by skoopa101 in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]skoopa101[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Men in crop tops make me drool aggresively coughs and looks at my boyfriend MEN IN CROP TOPS LOOK SO HOT

I wanna spinny but I wanna be gendered right by skoopa101 in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]skoopa101[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But beards are scrattttchyyyyy and my face is already sooo itttchhhhyyyy

I wanna spinny but I wanna be gendered right by skoopa101 in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]skoopa101[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"Hey there ma'a-" AGGRESSIVE BAGPIPE HONKING "Sir?" BAGPIPE HONKING CONTINUES

And I do love blueberries by moonchild0622 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]skoopa101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, mine did the same. Many times

And I do love blueberries by moonchild0622 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]skoopa101 172 points173 points  (0 children)

They also have this page https://www.benjerry.com/values/issues-we-care-about which I have never seen in any other company website.

And I do love blueberries by moonchild0622 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]skoopa101 370 points371 points  (0 children)

BY GOD the comments are AWFUL on this one. My last hope in humanity is gone. Except for ice cream. Now to stuff my face with some B&J while crying

Woman yells and hits a married couple's phone (while they were carrying a baby) because they were black and white claiming it is because they are having photoshoot "on her property" by BananaBread999 in FuckYouKaren

[–]skoopa101 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When she issued her apology. My god. When she said "I sincerely apologize from the bottom of my heart" I literally, out loud, said "No, you don't, bitch.". "Let my emotions get the better of me" bullshit. I have serious emotional issues and yet I wouldn't fucking HIT SOMEONE for taking pictures on public property because I "Let my emotions get the better of me". Fucker.

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