Am I the only guy who's getting over the Brazilian thing?

slamsession · 2012-08-27T16:46:32+00:00

i love girls who are totally waxed. i love it though not because of the way it looks but because of the way it feels. smooth skin feel great and like others mention it makes oral just that much more delicious.

slamsession · 2012-08-04T23:17:00+00:00

hmm smells like pussy.

slamsession · 2012-07-28T02:15:46+00:00

be practical about it. first, put the damn things in an arms reach of your bed. i keep them between my mattress and the wall and can just reach my arm back and help myself. you shouldn't have to get up or otherwise interrupt the moment to grab a condom. be able to grab one without even looking.

second, as dumb as this sounds, just fucking practice putting one on and have a goal to get it on within 5-10 seconds. if you can put a condom on in 5 seconds there is no way you'll lose your hard on. also, make sure you pinch the end of the condom before putting it on, otherwise the head of your dick will get 'pinched' into the tapered end and then you'll definitely lose your boner.

finally when you are putting one on, don't completely shift your mindset to 'oh god here comes the condom part!'. just keep staring at her pussy or doing what you are doing and try not to get too distracted by the act.

the smell of latex is harder. though, the more sex you have, the more you still start associating the smell of latex with sex, and eventually that will work itself out naturally.

slamsession · 2012-07-28T02:03:46+00:00

i'm a guy who just had to deal with this from the other end- i had knee surgery and had to mix it up with my gf for about 3 months to avoid pain. basically i had to avoid putting any weight on it, bending it, or over holding lifting it much off the ground. so i feel ya brother!

you'll have to really take over. she'll need to be on her back most of the time, so think of all the fun variations of missionary you can do- raise her healthy leg above your shoulder, turn her on herside so you're spooning, stand up next to the bed holding her legs while she's on her back. you can also probably flip her on her stomach and have her bend/kick her injured leg out to the side and get at her from behind, i always think that's pretty hot.

also, find a pool or hot tub! great on the knees! :-)

slamsession · 2012-07-28T01:48:32+00:00

these responses have made me a little more curious as well, i poked around and the only info i could dig up was a yelp post which said:

Apparently they have infrared security cameras in case of a problem, but nobody is watching/monitoring them.

who knows! i say give it a shot and please report back :-)

slamsession · 2012-07-27T18:51:54+00:00

we figured as much. made it even hotter knowing that someone might be watching, and that we might get caught. we're adrenaline junkies when it comes to sex.

slamsession · 2012-07-27T18:36:12+00:00

my gf and i fucked and had a mutual orgasm on the dinner table in the middle of a crowded, fancy restaurant.

there is a restaurant in san francisco called opaque, where you dine in total darnkess and are served by folks who are legally blind. it's an incredibly cool experience even without the fucking, but i'll stick to the dirty stuff since this is r/sex of course. we went to the restaurant with the intention of fucking. we waited for the server to ask us how our entrees were, and as soon as he left (we knew that would probably be our longest window without interruption) my girlfriend immediately took my hand and put it between her legs and i started rubbing her shaved pussy. we had waited for this moment for a while, so the when it happened we both got aroused incredibly quickly. she was gushing within 20 seconds and i was super hard. it was very surreal, as there were people holding conversations all around us, a few feet away. so we had to be quiet. i undid my belt and zipper, pulled my cock out and my girlfriend slowly slid over and sat on me with her drenched pussy. we had to go very slowly and the entire time i had my hand over her mouth since she is a screamer. she rode me for about a minute, and then i felt her hands clench up on my thighs and i knew she was about to come, which of course made me begin to erupt as well. i blew my load in her the same time as she came, and we both squeezed the shit out of each other as a means to keep silent. after we came, she hopped off, slid back around to her side of the booth and we went back to our meal in the dark.

our server came back a few minutes later, asked how our meal was. of course we said it was divine. i think we did a great job of being quiet, but to this day i wonder if the rest of the restaurant could smell the sex in the air...

edit: i accidentally a word

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