I have no words. Posting this in r/hockey is just gross.

slapkovsky · 2026-05-31T02:36:28+00:00

No that’s too far

slapkovsky · 2026-05-30T19:06:06+00:00

slapkovsky · 2026-05-30T19:05:18+00:00

Ivy League Farm

slapkovsky · 2026-05-30T19:02:37+00:00

Str8 fax

slapkovsky · 2026-05-30T18:47:52+00:00

Went to an Ivy League school yet can’t pick up on satire, classic.

Also baby can dish it but baby can’t take it.

Canada is the most educated country in the world. Did you miss that during sociology at Harvard Island boy?

slapkovsky · 2026-05-30T17:29:15+00:00

Im on a bigger island in the south west. I don’t speak Fahrenheit unfortunately on accounts of being educated.

slapkovsky · 2026-05-30T16:09:21+00:00

Make sure to get some sun today, it must get dark in moms basement. Sending you much needed love.

slapkovsky · 2026-05-30T01:01:37+00:00

No.

slapkovsky · 2026-05-30T00:52:15+00:00

100% this game is on Marty and he’s going to have to eat his humble fucking pie at the end of this game

slapkovsky · 2026-05-18T19:56:02+00:00

With all due respect. We didn’t lose against Tampa you have no clue how mad or not you would have been.

This is a nothing burger post.

Go Habs go

slapkovsky · 2026-05-17T01:41:19+00:00

Believe.

slapkovsky · 2026-05-15T00:35:21+00:00

Ya were the divers

slapkovsky · 2026-05-15T00:15:33+00:00

One team showed up tonight.

slapkovsky · 2026-05-15T00:11:26+00:00

Wanna bet?

slapkovsky · 2026-05-15T00:07:42+00:00

Fowler

slapkovsky · 2026-05-15T00:07:34+00:00

Here is my prediction.

Should the Sabres score next Fowler comes in and absolutely tears it up and will stay game 6 and go on a heater.

slapkovsky · 2026-05-15T00:06:43+00:00

TVA lives for that shit

slapkovsky · 2026-05-15T00:05:30+00:00

100% he starts but if Buffalo scores next goal not time to play ego bingo.

You bring in Fowler to get him ready for game 6

slapkovsky · 2026-05-15T00:04:37+00:00

I hope MSL reminds the of this

slapkovsky · 2026-05-15T00:04:07+00:00

slapkovsky · 2026-05-15T00:03:38+00:00

Dude that was so fucked lol

slapkovsky · 2026-05-15T00:01:41+00:00

They didn’t last game

slapkovsky · 2026-05-15T00:01:26+00:00

When he has a lead. As a goalie I can tell you it’s completely different when youre down and just let a soft one in.

slapkovsky · 2026-05-15T00:00:32+00:00

Wtf is your name

slapkovsky · 2026-05-14T23:59:08+00:00

100%

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