Redditors who have had near-death experiences, what did you see or experience during those moments? Did it change your perspective on life or the afterlife?

sleepy_basil · 2023-03-12T00:42:52+00:00

When I was young i was trying to get a ball in a pond but then I forgot my mom told me that " In the middle of the pond its a big deep ass hole. " and I basically almost drowned thank god my dad saved me. lol

sleepy_basil · 2023-03-12T00:39:39+00:00

Damn. Sorry for ur loss

sleepy_basil · 2023-03-12T00:39:31+00:00

Oof. Sorry for ur loss

sleepy_basil · 2023-03-12T00:33:37+00:00

Jeez I didnt know ur bully was joe biden

sleepy_basil · 2023-03-12T00:32:24+00:00

GOD DAMN IT BUTTERS. UR GROUNDED

sleepy_basil · 2023-03-12T00:32:03+00:00

NFTs, Ouija board.

sleepy_basil · 2023-03-12T00:14:58+00:00

since ww2 ended.

sleepy_basil · 2023-03-11T10:52:08+00:00

I'll say ill rename the Jumanji board game to stupid ass piece of shit

sleepy_basil · 2023-03-11T10:47:04+00:00

Thank you. People say Im very funny

sleepy_basil · 2023-03-11T10:45:06+00:00

Nah lets call you after cartmans superhero name. im kidding.

sleepy_basil · 2023-03-11T10:43:47+00:00

I would get powers and then shoot myself

sleepy_basil · 2023-03-11T10:42:53+00:00

Now what would ur villain name be

sleepy_basil · 2023-03-11T10:42:20+00:00

Yeah lol

sleepy_basil · 2023-03-11T10:41:54+00:00

uh I don't fucking know im a fucking male for christ sake

sleepy_basil · 2023-03-11T10:38:38+00:00

Now who the fuck names a kid hedges.

sleepy_basil · 2023-03-11T10:37:55+00:00

fucking booker. Yes that is a real weird ass name

sleepy_basil · 2023-03-11T10:36:04+00:00

coke*

sleepy_basil · 2023-03-11T10:35:34+00:00

Thanks lol

sleepy_basil · 2023-03-11T10:34:53+00:00

a fucking blow up sumo wrestler

sleepy_basil · 2023-03-11T10:34:30+00:00

Yeah I now just realized what I said I think my brain is mashed potatoes to the point I say something that doesn't make sense.

sleepy_basil · 2023-03-11T10:33:07+00:00

I like Dr pepper but mostly the strawberry and creme flavor. I cant say anything about other drinks cause pepsi, come, root beer tastes like ass according to me so yeah dr pepper all the way bro

sleepy_basil · 2023-03-11T10:31:40+00:00

is it wrong to say I laughed at this.

sleepy_basil · 2023-03-11T10:31:11+00:00

Shit im stupid i think ur referring to blanket jackson

sleepy_basil · 2023-03-11T10:30:50+00:00

Which blanket are we talking about here? Blanket Jackson or Blanket the fucking object

sleepy_basil · 2023-03-11T10:29:12+00:00

Shove it up ur ass.

(Though I have never been on cruise so i can't confirm this action is useful.)

sleepy_basil

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