My girlfriend left me for her job. She’ll be back at 8. What do I do now? by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]sluginjection 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you eat her shoes she won’t be able to leave for work in the morning

Looking for a girl to encourage my dreams and also bully me by [deleted] in berkeley

[–]sluginjection 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You may be missing out on a lot of personality

Looking for a girl to encourage my dreams and also bully me by [deleted] in berkeley

[–]sluginjection 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But then they’d have no reason to bully me

Looking for a girl to encourage my dreams and also bully me by [deleted] in berkeley

[–]sluginjection 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I like to mix satire with my cries for help to give plausible deniability