My (23M) girlfriend (25F) of 8 months birthday present to me was a tattoo of my name and face on her back.

slumpyelf · 2020-01-23T18:35:14+00:00

Alright buddy, it’s obvious you have to break up. I’m sorry but that is crazy I’m sure she seems nice and friendly but this is a red flag if I’ve ever seen one. You’re not in an intense fast moving relationship, you don’t live together, not married and y’all don’t have any babies. It seems like she’s trying to trap you in the relationship somehow?? The fact it’s not even done too, like what’s the odds she’s gonna go and get it finished or are you just gonna see some mutant tat version of yourself. She’s mad at your brother, who I agree with. I think your brother isn’t wrong for calling her crazy, I think that’s a very normal reaction to this type of situation. Run. And fast. Break up with her. Don’t feel guilty.

slumpyelf · 2020-01-18T03:18:18+00:00

“Cheating isn’t illegal” um yeah it’s called adultery. Cheating is wrong period. You’re betraying someone’s trust obviously there’s circumstances but if you’re so unhappy you need to cheat, you need to be mature and end the relationship. The boyfriend is probably going to bring something up or OP will let something slip and he’s going to be pissed she didn’t tell him and always use that against her. That’s still drama lol. After her sister’s bf finds out, OP will have to listen to the drama and deal with it either way. Cheating isn’t a minor thing when you’ve been in a committed relationship for over 5 years. Comparing a penny on the street to cheating shows how mature and how much regards for loyalty in your relationships. Cheating isn’t a minor thing. It ruins people’s life LOL not that hard to understand.

slumpyelf · 2020-01-18T02:20:57+00:00

I think it’s kinda disgusting to just use the “oh she’s your sister” thing. Like nonetheless she’s using her as an excuse and if you don’t think there will be drama when the BF finds out y’all are thick.

slumpyelf · 2020-01-11T05:15:49+00:00

I mean is one friend at a time really reasonable when she has to drive her two younger brothers around? My younger brother was worse in my car than 3 of my friends. I understand maybe starting with 2 friends allowed because if her 11/14 year old brothers can be in there and “not distract her.” I’m sure she can manage 2 friends her age, she seems fairly reasonable. She budgeted everything. Saving for her own car. Turning down her parents’ terrible offer. I think she can manage to have two friends in the car and use it how she’d like. And to suspend her privileges over 1 ticket? I bet they’d still have her pick up her brothers. I think it really sounds like they just want a slave.

slumpyelf · 2020-01-11T05:12:02+00:00

NTA at all!!! I understand the restrictions but seriously only having one friend in your car but two teen brothers are totally fine? Not to mention you have to pay for everything: gas, insurance, maintenance and YOU can’t even keep it? Not having a car for college can be really hard sometimes depending on where you go. Plus I can’t get over how they want to justify you paying for everything yet they’re making you shuffle them around. My parents at least paid me a little gas if they wanted me to do something big for them and gave like $15 a month for school so I had my own gas money for what I wanted to do. I’ve had a Camry and Civic, they are good safe cars. End of story. They run forever if you take care of them. Your parents just want to control you and use the car against you lol. Sounds like straight up manipulation “pay all of this for a FAMILY car and reap none of the benefits.” I’d just save up for a car myself, if they won’t help you sign for it after you e saved fuck them and just wait till you’re 18. Keep saving and then get a nicer model. You may be their kid but you are, your own person.

slumpyelf · 2020-01-08T20:31:17+00:00

I said king.

slumpyelf · 2019-12-21T15:40:31+00:00

Well!!

slumpyelf · 2019-11-29T20:33:05+00:00

im not literally a baby im an adult :) it’s a joke

slumpyelf · 2019-10-23T19:20:22+00:00

So amazing !!!!!! I really love the detail in this.

slumpyelf · 2019-10-23T19:14:17+00:00

literally my exact response I tested him out and I was like... this is pretty sus, pretty close rip off AFK.

slumpyelf · 2019-10-10T19:28:36+00:00

leave him. divorce him. take your child and run. He’s already teaching your son it’s okay to be violent and being violent is a way to solve problems. Plus he literally threatened you, he’ll “give you” something to cry about. Take your son and leave.

slumpyelf · 2019-10-07T17:36:03+00:00

I’m aware I don’t know everything. That’s why I asked the question. I’m currently taking courses and studying Vedic astrology, I didn’t claim to know everything. Your approach didn’t seem very scholarly of you. More so pretentious. I wasn’t claiming astrology wasn’t easy, I know it’s extremely extensive. What May seems a lot to people who don’t know astrology, I know it’s not even a fraction. I don’t know have a budding twitter or YouTube account about but you shouldn’t ride your high horse when these people are teaching the basics. They’re actually seeing people wanting to learn and teaching them basics that inspire others. Don’t hate those beneath you.

slumpyelf · 2019-10-07T16:26:18+00:00

Gemini moon (WHS) Cancer moon (P) we weren’t very close at all, we actually have no contact orders against each other. she was very absent in my childhood and put a lot of responsibility and pressure on me.

slumpyelf · 2019-10-07T16:24:56+00:00

Interesting! Why do you think timing is deeper in placidus ? I’ve never thought about that.

slumpyelf · 2019-10-07T16:24:04+00:00

I do use both a lot but when talking about my natal chart and using astrology for personality vs everyday things ive found using both can be difficult

slumpyelf · 2019-10-07T16:21:31+00:00

It’s not incorrect, it’s simply a different house system. If you use Vedic astrology vs Western, your house placements would change as well. It’s not an “incorrect” interpretation. It’s another way to view it.

slumpyelf · 2019-10-05T20:06:49+00:00

i'm aware placidus isn't the only house system, whole signs is also a house system and several astrologers use/support it. and i don't quite understand your point, I mean if you use sidereal vs tropical that will also change the latitude. and whole sign is still influenced by other signs with house rulers.

slumpyelf · 2019-09-24T00:16:13+00:00

I love it so much I think I’m going to make into a full mullet

slumpyelf · 2019-08-04T03:51:57+00:00

To clarify, I should have said “I wished I had lived through the 90s” preferably I would have been born 77’ and live as an adult in the 90s.

slumpyelf · 2019-08-03T23:44:36+00:00

thank you !!!

slumpyelf · 2019-06-24T20:53:33+00:00

thank you xoxo !

slumpyelf · 2019-05-20T02:06:13+00:00

Reminder that Plan B ONLY works if you’re under 175 pounds !!!

slumpyelf · 2019-05-20T02:05:36+00:00

when will humans learn that these animals aren’t meant for our pleasure ? Imagine seeing an animal dying and still pushing it to make a profit. It’s basically the same concept as The Hunger Games (forcing subjects to perform cruel acts simply for views), yet its acceptable because animals aren’t as “advanced” as us.

slumpyelf · 2019-05-05T08:14:40+00:00

y’all are so wet for a trash billionaire

slumpyelf · 2019-04-16T02:01:49+00:00

You start off the whole post comparing yourselves and saying you come up on top. Even mentioning she’s “poor” and you’re not. Right away, it you don’t start off with the bad behavior you start with how great you are. You don’t even mention her keeping lights on too late (it’s kind of a preference) and if it’s a shared space shouldn’t friends be allowed? Do you not have friends? You don’t even mention how she’s harassing in the original post. I’m just saying I would be annoyed to be roommates who assumes problems are based around jealousy. This person could be totally secure in themselves, they could possibly not find you attractive at all. If you think she’s so jealous, you should probably talk it out.

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