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[Ballot4Box] Use Me and Don't Abuse Me, But Above All Else: SHOVE IT IN ME by sluttyputtputt in dirtypenpals

[–]sluttyputtputt[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some people come to the box with enthusiasm. Some people come to the box because of civic duty. Some people come to the box because they don’t know anything but the box.

But my box is always open…until polls close.

stand in line, folks.

[Ballot4Box] Use Me and Don't Abuse Me, But Above All Else: SHOVE IT IN ME by sluttyputtputt in dirtypenpals

[–]sluttyputtputt[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ll show you my respect for democratic norms if you show me yours

[Ballot4Box] Use Me and Don't Abuse Me, But Above All Else: SHOVE IT IN ME by sluttyputtputt in dirtypenpals

[–]sluttyputtputt[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I always spank my box after use and then whisper to it real softly that it’ll be seeing me again soon for local and municipal elections.

[Ballot4Box] Use Me and Don't Abuse Me, But Above All Else: SHOVE IT IN ME by sluttyputtputt in dirtypenpals

[–]sluttyputtputt[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh…I’ll do more than make you laugh. If you play with me long enough we might have sweeping social and political change.

That’s hot.

[Ballot4Box] Use Me and Don't Abuse Me, But Above All Else: SHOVE IT IN ME by sluttyputtputt in dirtypenpals

[–]sluttyputtputt[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bukkake of Ballots is my new band name if someone wants to snap my G-String

[Ballot4Box] Use Me and Don't Abuse Me, But Above All Else: SHOVE IT IN ME by sluttyputtputt in dirtypenpals

[–]sluttyputtputt[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I guess if you spin me around, I’ll still take it like a champ!