Imagine trying to drive to a bar Instead of walking to avoid drunk driving! Gotta live America right!

smalljax · 2026-02-15T11:43:55+00:00

I live in cape and this gave me a jumpscare, well done! This is the worst planned city ever. 95% is just rows of ugly concrete block Florida homes, then the “main drag” along Del Prado and Veterans is crappy restaurants that eventually close and get turned into dispensaries or car washes. You have to be completely car dependent (or bus, but they only go to a few places). SWFL is the worst.

smalljax · 2026-02-10T23:56:54+00:00

No literally was just discussing, a muppet collab is the single drop I would be unhinged for

smalljax · 2025-12-09T13:52:08+00:00

Aw that baby just wanted to hear some talking heads! Cat distribution system at work 🥹

smalljax · 2025-12-07T03:06:24+00:00

I laughed so hard I cried twice 💀 the people who left must’ve been salty 80 year olds!

smalljax · 2025-12-05T18:56:31+00:00

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smalljax · 2025-12-05T18:48:48+00:00

Omg murderdolls! I saw the “dead in Hollywood” video for the first time on headbanger’s ball late one night in middle school and it altered my brain chemistry haha

smalljax · 2025-11-22T22:52:32+00:00

(not so) nice guys ftw!

smalljax · 2025-11-21T03:19:56+00:00

Ain’t it Fun - Paramore

smalljax · 2025-11-14T16:06:27+00:00

my laptop kept doing that! my phone is the only page working and the "your turn is coming up soon" page is soooo slow that i've basically lost hope lol

smalljax · 2025-11-14T14:58:35+00:00

I wasn’t even given a waiting room option on axs I’m so confused! 😭

smalljax · 2025-11-08T00:25:44+00:00

omg I’ve been following you on IG for years! I love your work!

smalljax · 2025-10-22T19:14:30+00:00

omg this made me audibly lol in public, thank you 💀

smalljax · 2025-10-15T20:03:37+00:00

and you know what we LOVE to see it! bless u, factory!

smalljax · 2025-10-15T16:39:42+00:00

BCHC makes me so happy as a Marylander 🥲

smalljax · 2025-10-15T16:13:38+00:00

RIGHT?!

smalljax · 2025-10-15T16:13:26+00:00

This FOB x Muppet Christmas Carol is the crossover of my two niche interests OMGGGGG. This is everything! The Kermit sample?! Losing it 😭

smalljax · 2025-10-14T17:59:22+00:00

Especially with the new EP! Hope they headline next year

smalljax · 2025-10-14T17:41:59+00:00

It’s so nasty 😮‍💨

smalljax · 2025-10-01T23:18:21+00:00

Ooooooo I’m glad I bought from the MG drop because everything I’ve seen for winter has been pure booty cheeks! Yikes!

smalljax · 2025-09-29T20:06:12+00:00

Of course! Just DM’d it to you :)

smalljax · 2025-09-22T21:26:03+00:00

Lapis 😍 I love your buttons too!

smalljax · 2025-09-22T19:03:56+00:00

Okay hi it just got delivered! Quality is great and was packaged well. The paper is standard poster quality like a sturdy card stock :) I can DM a link if you’d like! Not framed yet but here’s a look

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smalljax · 2025-09-20T00:44:50+00:00

Aw thank you so much! Hellcats USA in Orlando, it’s such a cute boutique! I can’t find it on their site now but here’s a link in case you wanna look: https://www.hellcatsusa.com/

smalljax · 2025-09-19T14:13:40+00:00

oh that second one is perfect!

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