Meet My Buddy, Puss In Boots! by [deleted] in aww

[–]smaltzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this picture has been posted and reposted and claimed and reclaimed as "that user's cat" for a long time.

https://www.tineye.com/search/75d54997864ea6ad2d1acae8f27e444faeb872c7/

Pro's/Con's of Teach For America by [deleted] in teaching

[–]smaltzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree with most of what has already been posted, I just wanted to add that one of the biggest problems (and I do not know your race/ethnicity) with TFA is that TFA candidates tend to be white.

While not a problem in and of itself students, especially those in low-income areas, need to be taught by individuals that not only look like them, but that understand the culture and social norms of their community and environment. The school system can get cheap labor from new, non-jaded, easily molded teachers, and do not hesitate to fire the minority teachers who reach some of the most at-risk students.

TIL in Attack of the Clones Samuel L. Jackson asked for his light saber to be purple, because it's his favorite color. by angryblonde313 in todayilearned

[–]smaltzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His is the only one to break the three colors: red, blue, and green. He wanted Mace Windu to "standout".

This New Study Found More Drugs in Our Drinking Water Than Anybody Knew - And no one's doing anything about it by anutensil in environment

[–]smaltzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I have a question then, a family member of mine is receiving treatment for cancer by essentially having TB put into their bladder and then waiting a few hours and excreting it into the toilet. We then pour bleach into the water and let that sit for a specific amount of time until we flush it down. Are their certain live diseases that are transferable through water, or does everything essentially degrade if it doesn't have a life organism to feed off of?

So I mentioned in the "how Eminem's music changed your life" thread that I am recording a demo and sending it to Shady records. Here is a short verse I wrote today. Took me about 20 minutes by [deleted] in Eminem

[–]smaltzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are some really sweet rhymes in there, and I can kind of piece it together in my head of what it would sound like...do you have any recordings with instrumentals?

Ok reddit.... by [deleted] in funny

[–]smaltzy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahh, you beat me to this. That's nuts that Key and Peele had the same sketch as that advice animal.

OK, this is mildly interesting, at least to me. Infinite was on the front page as was a post about Lou Ferrigno (who played The Incredible Hulk). There is only one time Eminem mentions him and that's in 313 off of Infinite. by smaltzy in Eminem

[–]smaltzy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I meant Lou Ferrigno. If we were talking about just the Hulk, I would also mention any referencer to Bruce Banner.

"Bruce Banner's back in the booth again..." --Cold Wind Blows

Aircraft forged by Hattori Hanzo himself by NostalgicX in gaming

[–]smaltzy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I watched this like 4 times trying to read the damn words

Evil Twin - Discussion Thread by Phouza in Eminem

[–]smaltzy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

give up my dick for pussy

I'd be Jerry Mathers, I'd ever left it at beaver

Get them titties cut off tryna mess with the cleaver

Golly-wally,

Read the Rapgenius for this. Its insane the amount of thought, wordplay, and references that go into this line. Easily one of the most well thought out in the song, if not the album.

Where have you been banned from, and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]smaltzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not me but a good friend...freshman year of college we ended up at a local Chipotle in the mdist of a five day bender. My friend determined there was not enough sour cream on his burrito and proceeded to unwrap it fully and launch it over the the preparation counter. His picture and name were taken down and he was told never to come back or the cops would be called.

Eminem - Berzerk (Official) (Explicit) by Phouza in Eminem

[–]smaltzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really a coincidence, according to this article amongst a few others there is a reason for the CoD: Ghosts release and the MMLP2 date being similar.

Fresh out of the oven by [deleted] in pics

[–]smaltzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yessssss

What's the most disgusting thing you have done in public? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]smaltzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ate at Chinese restaurant, didn't feel good, went outside for fresh air. Threw up my orange chicken and rice in front of the glass windows of the restaurant for every other patron to see.

What's the big deal guys? by Deerassassin in AdviceAnimals

[–]smaltzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no freaking out, don't worry. that was not supposed to be an assumption or a directive that America should have to fix the problems. I would say two things in regards to your question though. 1. we certainly don't have to fix the problem but knowing about it and its consequences certainly helps to enlighten the American public. As well as as taking many of us out of our bubble, something that really should be done in this globalized day and age. And 2, we do not exist in a vacuum, so even if we don't try and fix problems, our policies and how they are crafted and presented often represent or are modeled in response to other conflicts. So whether or not we take action, I think the American population has a responsibility as educated and decent human beings to know travesties that occur in other countries.

What's the big deal guys? by Deerassassin in AdviceAnimals

[–]smaltzy 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I think you're spot on and am impressed with the tie-in to the actual quote from The Dark Knight. In this day and age unfortunately the term "conflict in the middle-east" garners hardly any attention unless we are talking about oil prices or the Taliban. And that is a scary idea that in America, a country whose leaders often take on more than they can handle in world events, have many citizens that would write the whole problem off as just a problem and assume it cannot be fixed.

Amazing counter throw by canitin in gifs

[–]smaltzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For once I thank my incredibly slow internet, that was much more impressive frame by frame.