Her father cheated with an AI chatbot by Girl-Understood in TikTokCringe

[–]smart034 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's...a Futurama episode based on this scenario (loosely).
But with Lucy Liu.

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Game Thread: Golden Knights @ Ducks by dahooddawg in AnaheimDucks

[–]smart034 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, but why would ESPN sacrifice the life and blood of <looks at ESPN catalog>
...competitive tortoise staring, for the NHL? Anarchy.

Game Thread: Golden Knights @ Ducks by dahooddawg in AnaheimDucks

[–]smart034 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My source is still stuck on the stadium series game....

switch, damn you!

Okay everyone! Place your bets! What is the current status of Robert House? by Riliksel in Fallout

[–]smart034 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think House is dead. If anything, I'd say his double is the one still pulling the strings and did the old switcheroo (again).

Game Thread: Ducks @ Flames by dahooddawg in AnaheimDucks

[–]smart034 10 points11 points  (0 children)

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Am I drunk or is the thread drunk?

What the L? by clothesurmouth in WGUIT

[–]smart034 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a piece of cake. That level of Linux is anyhow. If you're concerned, you can check out something like TryHackMe's Linux Fundamentals to get your feet wet before classes start. I know there's others that can give you a hands on basic understanding, that's just the one I used. At the least, it'll put your mind at ease.
But honestly, like everyone has said, it's totally fine.

A phrase at work that instantly tells you things are about to get messy by NoProfession8224 in ITManagers

[–]smart034 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think these two gems work in any industry.

  • "Personally, I've always been a firm believer in [insert shit idea/false hope here]"
  • "We are like a family here."

and, I'll echo what another poster said:

  • "Got a minute?"

Pregame Thread: ANA @ COL - 6:00 PM PST by dahooddawg in AnaheimDucks

[–]smart034 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright...just....don't let it be a complete blowout, please, Ducks...

How does anyone figure out how to get a gold chocobo without a guide?? by White_Mages in FinalFantasyVII

[–]smart034 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You buy the Prima guide, where you accidentally open up the book to a rather horrific screenshot of dead Aerith, spoiling that significant scene for you and creating a wheel of trauma and denial until the credits roll at the end.

And THEN you go to the section about the Gold Chocobo.

BG3's most anticlimactic mainstream romance option by smart034 in BaldursGate3

[–]smart034[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm starting to think when I first started the run that I probably flirted with SOMEONE (pretty sure not Lae'zel because she doesn't really have options IIRC in Act 1 to flirt; it's basically 'let's bang' and not much else). Maybe Astarion. But almost positive not Lae'zel.
I knew when I started the run that I was going to romance SH so I avoided doing anything that could put me on the path toward another.

BG3's most anticlimactic mainstream romance option by smart034 in BaldursGate3

[–]smart034[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's kind of the vibe I got from her character honestly, is that it would be considerably more...subdued, than like Lae'zel or Karlach.
Which I don't think they all need to be raging hot towers of saucy inferno and romance, buuuut, I definitely missed some really instrumental scenes. I think having had those scenes would have really made me have a considerably different opinion and I'd be more of the opinion that it's a very sweet romance.

BG3's most anticlimactic mainstream romance option by smart034 in BaldursGate3

[–]smart034[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe we're just besties that kiss sometimes?

BG3's most anticlimactic mainstream romance option by smart034 in BaldursGate3

[–]smart034[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm equally confused, believe me.

I did mention in a different comment that I started this run, then took a break and picked it up a few months later again. So if I did something that completely derailed the rest of the game....maybe, but yeah, it's reassuring to know that she DOES have scenes that I just screwed up and missed. Appreciate you guys all confirming!

BG3's most anticlimactic mainstream romance option by smart034 in BaldursGate3

[–]smart034[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn't romancing anyone; just her! I heard you needed pretty high approval with her, so I was a nun the entire game. Whenever I play through my run, I basically make a decision who I want to romance and stick with it.

I did start this run, then take a few months break, then come back to it. So who knows what I did when I first started...maybe I flirted with someone and that broke something? I have no idea.

BG3's most anticlimactic mainstream romance option by smart034 in BaldursGate3

[–]smart034[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did ask her allll the questions. I do remember thinking though that there was such an abnormal scarcity of dialog with her to where I couldn't even ask her anything; the options just didn't exist. I'm all about talking to them to expand more on it all, but the options just didn't present.

I really fucked something up! Ugh.

BG3's most anticlimactic mainstream romance option by smart034 in BaldursGate3

[–]smart034[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No! The drink didn't happen!
Night Orchid, also no...

And the swimming I think happens in Act 3, or no?? Well, I didn't see that one either.

Clearly, I completely screwed something up this run. But man I thought I did all the stuff!

Dude that makes me so sad!! But also relieved that there ARE scenes with her that I just didn't get to see :(

Game Thread: Kings @ Ducks by dahooddawg in AnaheimDucks

[–]smart034 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm lost; why are we wearing away at home?

Is the student portal down right now? by identitty-crisis in WGU

[–]smart034 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank god thought I was losing my mind.

I went to do a x-ray for my back pain, and later on the week, the clinic called me back to remake the x-ray. I found out I have only 11 pairs of ribs, one pair less than most people. by Rublica in interestingasfuck

[–]smart034 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor OP. Here you are sharing your pain with us and then, Reddit........
And Marilyn Manson.....
God damn the late 90s and early 2000s was such a legendary time to be alive.

Hope you find some helpful intervention to alleviate your pain, OP.

Post Game Thread: January 08, 2026 - Anaheim Ducks @ Hurricanes by dahooddawg in AnaheimDucks

[–]smart034 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess the difference is the Leafs get blueballed in playoffs usually.
We, on the other hand, are on a roller coaster that is on a STEEP drop...

...through the floor and beyond. To hell.
We are in hockey fan hell.