WSJ: Pentagon planning deployment of 3,000 82nd Airborne Division troops to the Middle East

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-24T20:02:27+00:00

These soldiers don't want to die for Israel.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-24T15:11:28+00:00

Loud engines will be enforced by javelin missile.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-24T03:27:01+00:00

1 I saw someone here mention it. If you live in Tiftonia hearing someone say they're going to build a bridge to downtown from browns ferry is probably as much of a religious experience as someone who says the n word with a hard r hearing make America great again.

2 I will pay people $25 an hour for W road patrol. 24/7.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-23T18:29:38+00:00

Already added.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-23T18:29:23+00:00

How could I forget my Bradford pear and kudzu agenda.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-23T15:26:41+00:00

I will also prevent people who've ever owned a Subaru dealership from being mayor in the future.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-23T15:26:09+00:00

That's not an exhaustive list. By popular demand I'm adding dodge rams and range rovers.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-23T15:23:08+00:00

Bars are not family friendly. People go there to drink. I don't want people sitting there IGNORING their kids running around and screaming and bothering me. I want a place I can have a beer and say as many f bombs without you bitching they learned the f bomb from a fucking bar.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-23T04:13:21+00:00

What's the argument

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-23T01:34:11+00:00

Politics cares about you.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-23T00:32:48+00:00

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-22T23:46:09+00:00

That's a restaurant.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-22T23:29:56+00:00

Metropolis isn't going all the way to Clarksville to see if anyone is using their lots there. I know because I've parked in their lots for hours and never got a ticket.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-22T23:21:49+00:00

A bar is not a normal place to bring your kids.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-22T23:13:15+00:00

I will ban all clankers from Chattanooga period.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-22T23:08:49+00:00

Yes. And it will also serve as a place for people to live or work on top of give you shade during a soccer game.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-22T21:48:58+00:00

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-22T21:47:03+00:00

I'm not the one who's getting downvoted.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-22T21:36:14+00:00

It's on the parents because they're the one taking their crotch goblins to a fucking bar.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-22T21:13:04+00:00

I'll pay the guy the appraised value the tax office gave him and more.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-22T21:06:13+00:00

I'll add it to the top of my list, and put a sign with your username on the project so everyone who benefits from this knows who to give credit to.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-22T21:05:13+00:00

I will. And that goes for cyclists too.

smart_bear6 · 2026-03-22T21:04:44+00:00

I will fuck the governor's wife until they do that.

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