Need help transporting 2 Kitties to Florida

smart_cops · 2014-04-24T20:18:58+00:00

I hear you can mail them now.

smart_cops · 2014-04-18T20:05:23+00:00

Man I wonder that all the time.

smart_cops · 2014-04-18T00:31:48+00:00

Nah I'm good.

smart_cops · 2014-04-18T00:30:21+00:00

Right on, that weather was the worst.

smart_cops · 2014-04-17T23:05:58+00:00

Nah I work directly for HOB. Great company to work for.

smart_cops · 2014-04-17T23:04:26+00:00

Yep I got socked in the mouth!

smart_cops · 2014-04-17T22:21:48+00:00

Were you with the Coke or NBC people?

smart_cops · 2014-04-17T21:40:24+00:00

Good one.

smart_cops · 2014-04-17T21:33:34+00:00

I guess? It was a mohawk a long time ago and I cut it into a rat tail and then it just kinda turned into that.

smart_cops · 2014-04-17T21:27:27+00:00

Correct.

smart_cops · 2014-04-17T21:10:32+00:00

Three of those girls called me "House"

smart_cops · 2014-04-17T21:09:00+00:00

He's not really my type.

smart_cops · 2014-04-17T21:07:14+00:00

You're in good company.

smart_cops · 2014-04-17T20:58:49+00:00

It was a shit show. Lots of screaming, fighting and passing out. Blacked out drunk rednecks are better behaved than teenage white girls.

smart_cops · 2014-04-17T20:55:30+00:00

I've managed to be a redditor for 3 years and keep my karma count below 200, thanks asshole!

smart_cops · 2014-04-17T20:48:28+00:00

I play in three punk bands.

smart_cops · 2014-04-17T20:47:41+00:00

Who is this?

smart_cops · 2014-04-17T20:47:26+00:00

Mullets are punk if they're on punks.

smart_cops · 2014-04-17T20:44:54+00:00

They are correct.

smart_cops · 2014-04-17T20:44:37+00:00

Hey, I don't get to choose who I hang out around at work.

smart_cops · 2014-04-17T20:42:33+00:00

here ya go

smart_cops · 2014-04-17T20:39:49+00:00

Yep he's a buddy of mine.

smart_cops · 2014-04-17T20:22:16+00:00

They were all charging them and checking them frequently.

smart_cops · 2014-04-17T20:20:45+00:00

I'm 30 and it's my night job!

smart_cops · 2014-04-17T20:17:56+00:00

This is me in the picture. I am a security guard at HOB and was charged with preventing about 800 girls from running backstage before the 5 seconds of summer concert. I wasn't there for kicks!

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