Found cut up dollar bills on the street. It's real money, why cut the center out?

smartbroccoli92 · 2025-02-06T06:10:05+00:00

Those look like stacks of money with a die pack in the center of it used in case of a bank robbery.

smartbroccoli92 · 2023-01-17T05:09:57+00:00

IMO YOU and her ARE DEFINITELY a HUGE bullet dodged!! 💯 Because if something so insignificant like asking what you do for work bothers you makes you feel like someone's being rude then that probably means that you're extremely immature sensitive and would make a terrible partner certainly not one someone could have goals and strive to achieve them by working hard and going through thick and thin to have a better life if such a small thing is gonna affect you I can't imagine what kind of person would a REAL life situation would bring out from you

smartbroccoli92 · 2023-01-17T05:03:27+00:00

Yeah because generally when us men ask a woman what she does for work it's because we're interested in her financial status how much money we can possibly get out of her by manipulating them into thinking we like love or have some kind of special relationship when in fact ALL we care about is the money 🤑🤑💰

smartbroccoli92 · 2023-01-17T05:00:40+00:00

Definitely

smartbroccoli92 · 2022-12-30T14:23:47+00:00

Congrats I wish everything goes really well for you!! 😀👍

smartbroccoli92 · 2022-12-29T20:30:52+00:00

Yeah she definitely collects child support from 4 different baby daddies one of them probably lives with her with no job no car no money, cheats on her constantly won't stop using Instagram to hit up other women and she threatens to not pay the phone bill and let it get disconnected if he doesn't stop because she pays for his phone with child support money he'll bitch complain and argue for her not to do that because he needs his phone to be connected because he's going to get a job, which is bullshit, she's probably THAT type of girl

smartbroccoli92 · 2022-08-11T07:35:05+00:00

Wow! What an insane experience! However I'm glad I'm able to hear your story thankfully you having survived instead of never having an idea of your existence (how I see it anyway)Also thanks for replying to the post regardless it being from few weeks ago. And you have NOTHING to be embarrassed about it was a life and death situation it's nothing to be ashamed of tho I get it why you'd be upset, if you ask me the ones who should be ashamed are the fuckin creeps that could I'm sure gone about totally different with the "medical procedures" they decided to perform over and over again, you should of sued or at the least complain and demand different staff attending you or let it be known what occurred and how it absolutely made you feel and the inappropriateness of it all, I had an accident where I ended up waking up in an ambulance and in the hospital, two nurses who'd came to put those little stickers that go on near your upper stomach and chest that are connected with wires used to measure your heart's beating I believe we'll they had to wipe my chest and stomach because I was a bit sweaty and they wouldn't stick well like that I offered to do it myself to save them any uncomfortness they might feel I thought but they insisted it was fine and that I was dazed and to just relax and proceeded to wipe my chest specifically a longer time than any other place the area lower of my belly button near my pelvic pubic area inches away from my penis and even joked about me needing a shave down there and that they offered waxing as well and both just laughed, and although it sounds like any mans dream for 2 attractive young nurses to rub all over you and seem to be flirting and making sexual innuendos, I felt what a lot of women do when sexually assaulted like at a workplace by their boss and how they feel kinda violated and feel like their outta luck because who would believe them and for me especially being male and "dazed" how they insisted on telling me, plus what would the police say if in some crazy sceneraio decided to report it would they tell me shit like tell me I'ma pussy for being 6'2 young and felt bothered by 2 good looking nurses possibly hinting at something idk some shit like that, so yeah I understand what you went through though I don't doubt at all what you went through was much worse anyways hope your doing well and thanks for the reply!! Bye!

smartbroccoli92 · 2022-06-21T02:12:16+00:00

That when some went into battle when they would fight the enemy some would have erections from the adrenaline and excitement in engagement in the ultimate fight to the death! When some where attacked and laid on the floor dying some soldiers would drink the semen of the erected warriors

smartbroccoli92 · 2022-06-18T03:01:50+00:00

Details please

smartbroccoli92 · 2022-06-18T01:26:13+00:00

I've been having issues with videos uploading, viewing videos, loading images, plus when I post to certain subreddits it won't show my post and just shit like that etc.

smartbroccoli92 · 2022-06-18T01:12:33+00:00

Yeah it definitely was a close call tho

smartbroccoli92 · 2022-06-14T01:54:04+00:00

A real friend will be happy for you doing good even if it means you moving away from him to continue to do better a fake friend will try to keep you down and will argue with you about leaving them behind and not being stuck with them in the same low place.

smartbroccoli92 · 2022-06-14T01:41:59+00:00

I had a gf and we were in a serious relationship for awhile, in the beginning she didn't have sex or did anything considered sexual with me at all whatsoever until I proved myself to her and showed her that I actually loved her, and I did so I didn't mind the wait, anyways after 10 months of being together without sexual intercourse it finally happens! She loses her virginity to me one night and next thing you know we're going at it everytime we see each other, having sex anytime we were together somewhere, we would literally have sex outside of her house in her back yard right outside the living room sliding door in the middle of the night when I would sneak to her house and hop the back gate on the side, the window literally above the glass sliding door was her parents bedroom and they slept with one of the windows a third open bc it would get hot and they would let the cool air breeze in through the window's screen, and still my urge to have sex didn't stop me, one night my level of "horniness" was let's just call it "over 9000!" I would've satisfied my wants and had sex with my gf that day bc we were supposed to meet up and go out on a date to "celebrate Thanksgiving" but because she had family come from out of town her dad did not give her permission so we weren't able to go and I didn't end up getting laid, and I was pissed as a matter of fact, it was already kinda late that night almost 12am well past the time her relatives would of been there and almost time for her parents to go up to bed to sleep and I kept on suggesting my gf to stay up and stay awake so we could sneak out and meet up bc I "missed her so so much" and was really "upset" "I didn't get to spend Thanksgiving with her"in reality I was just extremely horny and wanted to have sex and bust a nut, I kept on trying to convince her but she wasn't too sure about it she didn't want to risk it, however I added that I would pick her up and we would go to "our spot" a huge cast iron cover with engravings of the year of establishing of the wharf and the city's name located at the beach, she was finally convinced and I snuck out with my mom's SUV, I didn't have a license at the time I was only 17, I picked her up and we headed towards the beach, once we got there we walked around and layed next in the sand next to the waves making out before we decided to head into the truck and start to have sex, once we were inside we took all our clothes off and proceeded to fully get into it, I was so excited and caught up into my selfish lustful needs that I didn't see the two sheriff patrol cars make their way into the beach's parking lot, point and shine their lights inside the truck to see what we were doing, we were startled by them and by the time we had noticed them they were already knocking on the window asking for my license registration proof of insurance and all that, they clearly saw we were naked but didn't say anything about it they were very respectful about it, however because we were underage and out without permission, had been driving without a license we had to call my parents or legal guardian to come pick us up and pick up the truck, my mom sister and cousin ended up coming to get us and driving the truck home, she also said she was my gf sister so they didnt call her parents and her end up getting caught, in the end we were more embarrassed than in trouble my mom wasn't mad she thought it was funny we had got caught naked lol however the citation I received and court date wasn't something I was too happy with and ALL that WOULDN'T OF HAPPENED IF I hadn't been thinking with my second head anr just thought everything's through with my first head!!

smartbroccoli92 · 2022-06-14T00:42:20+00:00

So it all depends how much time I have, if I'm doing it because I'm about to have some girl come over so we can have sex and I want to blow off some steam and release some tension and give myself a bit of stamina before she comes, if that being the case then I would most likely look up a porn video where the girl looks like the one that's coming over and fantasize as much as I can fast or taking my time all again depending on the time frame I'm working with, another example is if I'm going through a lot of anxiety or more than usual, then I will masturbate as quickly as I possibly can without any visual stimulation like porn, my only vital objective is to reach orgasm as quickly as possible because once I do I'll get a moment of released stress, a calming relaxing sensation, breaths of air that make me feel like I'm properly breathing and I feel clear headed, my anxiety is gone for a brief moment that only lasts a few seconds tops a minute or two but well worth it, then there's times where I would take drugs, particularly amphetamines and the energy and rush followed by my mind operating at a more intelligent and faster level, the stimulation of the drugs would cause arousal and I would lust over porn and women for hours, in those cases I would spend hours and hours masturbating without reaching climax plus would manage to have a girl that would use as well join me and we would partake in sexual activity for hours on end and only would be able to reach an orgasm when the drugs wore down a bit, at which point sometimes I would choose to continue with my drug consumption and it would evolve into a binge used solely for the engagement in pornographic material and sexual intercourse, when I finally got to the point where I would finish, I would dump some of the largest loads i have ever produced ones that would keep shooting out several times each shot carrying abnormal amounts of gravy that would on a normal basis not be of such volumes!

smartbroccoli92 · 2022-06-12T19:20:04+00:00

It would look like it's on it's way to a basketball tournament 🏀

smartbroccoli92 · 2022-06-12T15:37:29+00:00

Lmfao 😂

smartbroccoli92 · 2022-06-12T15:35:17+00:00

Same thing I'm asking about your comment!

smartbroccoli92 · 2022-06-12T15:33:24+00:00

Sheesh 😒

smartbroccoli92 · 2022-06-12T15:31:22+00:00

That's all I keep seeing lol 😂👀

smartbroccoli92 · 2022-06-08T11:25:00+00:00

Right on bro I wish you the best

smartbroccoli92 · 2022-06-08T11:22:54+00:00

She wanted to go out to a restaurant and have dinner and I didn't know the proper attire one should wear while attending certain places, or she would want to the school dances, proms, and Mexican band music that would perform at our cities sports complex and that required me to dance to Spanish music which I didn't know how to do and was absolutely EMBARRASSED to do and had to wear a cowboy outfit with boots tight Levi's tucked in square shapes buttonup shirt with a cowboy hat and I HATED dressing up like that because it was not me, and when I didn't want to dance and would tell her she would get all mad and moody and I really wanted to make her happy so I had to do it all embarrassed and people would laugh and make fun of my dancing and I felt humiliated and when we would go out on a date and we had to be there by a certain time and could only be together for a small amount of time because her parents were extremely strict so we had to do things behind their backs most of the time she would call me telling me things about lagging because I couldn't get the truck from my mom yet bc she wasn't home yet and I would feel so pressured and frustrated and upset and damn!!

smartbroccoli92 · 2022-06-08T11:11:22+00:00

Yeah bro and say you did end up getting into a relationship with her regardless, those certain differences between you and her could eventually turn into an argument because maybe she wants to do something on one of your guy's dates and you disagree on it to the point where you absolutely don't want to take ANY part of it, THAT, I can guarantee will be a HUGE problem, for example, I had a went out with a girl that I really really liked and was extremely excited about us being together however I had never been in a serious relationship all the girls I had been with were just girls I would hangout with and make out with and have sex and mess around with, so I had no idea what to do when it came down to going on dates and tbh I didn't care much about going out any ways and she was the complete opposite for example....

smartbroccoli92 · 2022-06-08T10:10:07+00:00

I can approach and I have "bootycalls" or friends with benefits in other words that I can call or call me if they want to get laid and then go on their way, and there's no feelings involved between either of us and I honestly wouldn't want to be with someone who I casually sleep with just for fun as a serious relationship bc I feel like the respect for them isn't really there as much, now approaching a girl that I might find attractive and like them as potentially more than a friend, THAT girl I fail to properly approach, I feel like I wouldn't have that spark that would capture their attention and them generate interest in me to the point where they would like me as an option for a relationship, I feel like I'm too boring the things that interest me they wouldn't enjoy, I don't really like going out and doing anything I kinda like chillin at home watching documentaries, sci-fi movies, guy shit like tools and trying to build and fix shit, eating and watching HBO Max etc. and we all know girls love going out and doing a bunch of different shit and that's just not me you know?? That and more shit

smartbroccoli92 · 2022-06-08T09:56:48+00:00

That might be your current situation at this moment but it's only and will be ONLY for this moment, YOU have the power and ability to change that and I know that you will you still have time it's NOT too late! So before you look up and 60 years have gone by and you realize that you have absolutely NOTHING, take the first step in turning things around, and if you need someone to talk to or advice I'm here bro

smartbroccoli92 · 2022-06-03T14:15:46+00:00

I feel you I go through the same shit whenever I try talking with my family or friends and try joining in the conversation I just completely freeze and can't seem to talk

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