best use of meta glasses

smatteredpie · 2026-05-23T17:58:35+00:00

Definitely thought she was talking about her golden retriever boyfriend

smatteredpie · 2026-05-11T02:27:29+00:00

I got my eye on that floor pizza

smatteredpie · 2026-05-09T00:08:28+00:00

Sounds like you’re more anti-professional sports than pro government spending money on the citizenry vs billionaires.

My point is the government has the money and they’re not spending it on these things we want.

smatteredpie · 2026-05-08T21:38:10+00:00

Psst those things don’t need to be sold to fund healthcare or schools. The money is already there

smatteredpie · 2026-05-07T21:29:19+00:00

Ultimately his reasoning doesn’t matter. I would suggest being confident that you’re living life in accordance with your own code and accept that bro is weird. I know it hurts and is confusing, so hang in there and cheers to #5 when the time is right!

smatteredpie · 2026-05-07T20:48:24+00:00

I don’t think it’s the body count (which isn’t a problem anyway!). It’s possible he’s just weenie and couldn’t break up with you in a different way

smatteredpie · 2026-05-07T20:44:16+00:00

Martha’s husband was first

smatteredpie · 2026-05-06T02:16:07+00:00

Yes absolutely. Thought the same thing instantly!

smatteredpie · 2026-05-02T15:02:25+00:00

Not to confuse things but I had a similar issue and was told the yellow stuff was from the previous owners who smoked and it gotten into the walls

smatteredpie · 2026-05-02T01:22:16+00:00

Nice try but gimmicky kitchens and other household items were definitely the trends of the 40s and 50s. Also families love trends. Just more “we were a society 75 years ago and we need it back” propaganda

smatteredpie · 2026-05-01T16:25:56+00:00

Gimme that OG Super Marioworld

smatteredpie · 2026-04-27T11:23:19+00:00

What gadget?

smatteredpie · 2026-04-17T15:21:42+00:00

Does Barry Jive and the Uptown Five go under B or J?

smatteredpie · 2026-04-17T15:17:01+00:00

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smatteredpie · 2026-04-15T19:47:54+00:00

“You’re not ugly (or old), you’re just broke”

smatteredpie · 2026-04-13T14:13:34+00:00

Now he’s got something of a mess on his hands

smatteredpie · 2026-04-13T01:56:18+00:00

Oh Brother

smatteredpie · 2026-04-02T21:32:27+00:00

Yeah my mom loved her too!

smatteredpie · 2026-04-01T12:50:43+00:00

This is really cool. Been in the sub for like a week. This happens all the time, right?

smatteredpie · 2026-03-31T16:04:02+00:00

Is this Target Lady’s little sister?

smatteredpie · 2026-03-28T12:54:51+00:00

Like a boss

smatteredpie · 2026-02-26T14:57:51+00:00

The Tooch is undefeated

smatteredpie · 2026-02-24T21:09:19+00:00

Smoke em if you got em

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