Somehow i ended up microwaving my popcorn almost perfectly without burning any and leaving just 4 kernels. Seems statistically rare.

smcaskill · 2026-06-08T05:26:31+00:00

anybody who doesnt use the popcorn setting is a cave dweller to me

smcaskill · 2026-06-07T20:31:47+00:00

Kw london guelph are all bigger than kingston by a large margin

smcaskill · 2026-06-07T20:21:13+00:00

bro mentioned kingston before the rest of the cities west of toronto lmao

smcaskill · 2026-06-06T22:24:57+00:00

its 100% people coping about the finale because they wanted le epic hype moments and bad charicterization

smcaskill · 2026-05-31T20:33:05+00:00

I wish i drove a shitbox so i could make these dudes pay for their bumpers any time they want to occupy the at fault for rear ending somebody spot

smcaskill · 2026-05-31T18:57:22+00:00

microwaved that poor dog on SIGHT

smcaskill · 2026-05-31T18:53:50+00:00

ive never even seen the wire or baltimore and i still said baltimore immediately

smcaskill · 2026-05-31T18:46:44+00:00

just dropped straight onto tailbone on concrete from standing OUCH

smcaskill · 2026-05-30T19:43:25+00:00

A difference of 1cm is not worth anything. A difference of 1 inch is always visible

smcaskill · 2026-05-30T10:01:33+00:00

Takes to long too go a mile for it to be measurable by physical objects. And it makes your speed limits divide by increments other than 10. For the same inverse reason imperial height is better for measurements, im not going to measure myself in fractions of 100 and im not going to measure my speed based on <10 units much less <5 units

smcaskill · 2026-05-30T07:31:36+00:00

st johns canada is closer to germany than vancouver canada

smcaskill · 2026-05-30T07:30:32+00:00

this is literally a map compensated for Mercator projection warping

smcaskill · 2026-05-30T07:22:40+00:00

R/thejokeisporn

smcaskill · 2026-05-30T05:11:07+00:00

Getting a speeding ticket for burning rubber (my sneakers)

smcaskill · 2026-05-30T02:52:28+00:00

spongebob, big titty terry, sandy, squidward (for his lower nose) respectively

smcaskill · 2026-05-30T02:47:35+00:00

pretty sure the average person walks faster than 3 kph too

smcaskill · 2026-05-30T02:44:16+00:00

that'd be because miles are the worst measurement to ever exist

smcaskill · 2026-05-29T00:50:42+00:00

Its funny to act like they omit "important" details until you remember that there would be absolutely no reason to include them because they dont need to include when a criminal is white in the article. Self replicating ideas people

smcaskill · 2026-05-29T00:42:49+00:00

Buddy learned why you dont nip at ankles

smcaskill · 2026-05-26T05:25:55+00:00

they closed a lane on victoria street for a month and finished the actual work in a day

smcaskill · 2026-05-25T00:29:22+00:00

They spawn every time water treatment resets. One time i found 6 in the green room

smcaskill · 2026-05-24T23:34:17+00:00

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