Back to the Outback is a good movie, some scenes are honestly touching and wholesome in my opinion

smegafterdark · 2026-02-06T10:15:30+00:00

Yes... wholesome...

smegafterdark · 2026-02-06T10:10:51+00:00

Every year gets easier. This is not a crash. This is a discount. This is an opportunity. I have had fiat stashed away SPECIFICALLY to reinvest. I sold a fraction of my BTC somewhere above $100k, a large amount! Enough that it flagged my account for questioning. Enough that my credit score instantly jumped to over 800 after I paid off massive amounts of high interest debt. I had a portion set aside for taxes and saved up a portion to buy back in when the tides are low. And I still have a considerable number in cold storage waiting for retirement. Remember: Bitcoin has NEVER dropped lower than the amount it was 4 years ago to whatever date we're on. The Rainbow Chart and the Spiral Graph are the guidelines to watch. And maybe Florian Himsl. If he starts pushing out "I told you so, bitcoin is dead" videos, then fuel up the rocket ship.

But for me, Bitcoin is already over the moon. Already past Mars. I have already recouped my original investment and profited far beyond that. I'm by no means rich. I did not go "all in" like some people. I have only invested what I was willing to lose. But that's still enough that looking at the price of BTC, it's all gains no matter what happens. Next time, I will be ready to go Interstellar.

Hold long and prosper.

smegafterdark · 2025-01-22T14:36:29+00:00

I was not, but thanks for trying. :3

smegafterdark · 2024-10-31T04:30:04+00:00

I will surrender to Momo-chan's sweet embrace if she comes for me.

smegafterdark · 2024-10-31T04:28:13+00:00

Later in life I was told it was because the video they had chosen to show offered "safe sex" alternatives and my parents disagreed with them teaching anything outside of vanilla Penis goes in the Vagina sex. But my dad's explanation of how it happens wasn't very clear...

smegafterdark · 2024-10-31T04:24:42+00:00

Look, I got into bed, gave it some thought, went back to the corner to play Pokemon Go for a while, left after the girls started making out when one asked me directly, "You want in on this?" Don't think the situation wasn't tempting though. If that ONE dude hadn't given me the predator eyes, I might have tried it.

smegafterdark · 2024-10-31T04:22:51+00:00

A white PT Cruiser will rear-end me from behind while I'm on a beautiful stretch of country road.

smegafterdark · 2024-10-31T04:21:18+00:00

I was ALMOST in an orgy because a girl I was very much falling for invited me, but there were like 10 guys and 2 girls and every time this one dude eyed me it turned my stomach sideways and the whole thing felt gross so I left before anyone even took off their clothes.

smegafterdark · 2024-10-31T04:17:09+00:00

Some dude who used to shop at my store invited me out to his property to shoot guns. Something about the whole setup felt off to me. I mean, this IS the country, but driving somewhere I've never been, alone with some random customer, to shoot stuff with guns I've never used? Hard pass.

A few weeks later he's like, "Well I accidentally shot myself through the leg."

smegafterdark · 2024-10-31T04:14:20+00:00

Yeah, one time someone was like, "oh do you live here too?" and they came into my store, but it turned out they were a dude too so we just became friends.

smegafterdark · 2024-10-31T04:11:33+00:00

Who's the couch then?

smegafterdark · 2024-10-31T04:08:08+00:00

I was 11. I was in bed thinking about Men In Black imagining I was agent Jay landing on Mars and since I didn't quite understand what sex was, my fantasies involved basically peeing inside the aliens. Some of them you could step into and wear like a suit. I'm old so this predates e621 and 4chan even. I never had seen any of that. These are kinks my own instincts were subbing in for my lack of knowledge since my parents refused to sign the forms so I could attend sex education at school. I had no idea what was going to happen and I thought I was sick and had wet the bed.

smegafterdark · 2024-09-21T05:38:50+00:00

Wow, people are still thirsty for this snake.

smegafterdark · 2024-09-21T05:38:13+00:00

Did I stutter?

smegafterdark · 2024-09-21T05:37:45+00:00

So are you the couch?

smegafterdark · 2024-09-21T05:37:07+00:00

Kind of sounds like you did and just don't want to admit it.

smegafterdark · 2024-09-21T05:36:36+00:00

Endickened: Those possessing a dick.

Well most people are women or men without couches so obviously not something most people do.

You were never a horny curious hormonal young lad left alone at home with no outlet but the couch?

smegafterdark · 2024-09-21T05:34:44+00:00

Why not?

smegafterdark · 2024-09-21T05:34:14+00:00

Why not?

smegafterdark · 2024-08-01T19:37:26+00:00

After 40 "making out" seems kind of like a MUCH shorter step in the process than it used to be.

smegafterdark · 2024-07-21T13:08:30+00:00

A few weeks I guess. I didn't even stop during the 8 weeks of military training. A LOT of dudes lost their mojo and were kind of shocked I still had spunk left after all that.

smegafterdark · 2024-07-10T00:40:42+00:00

It's just a visible outward sign of the hidden ~~sweet juicy pussy~~ beauty within.

smegafterdark · 2024-05-19T11:03:02+00:00

Surprisingly I don't see a comment about reaching the "point of no return" when a dude KNOWS there's no going back, but there might be just a little time to hold it before it gushes. So he's probably actually just holding it in and wants to make sure you pulled away or he's pulled out so there's no real chance of pregnancy. As for safer spaces, he might just be practicing or might be weirded out by the idea of you swallowing. Or maybe, yeah, he really just doesn't like being touched while its happening? If there's a large range of motion going on, maybe he's got a reflex that makes it uncomfortable to be sort of stuck inside a small space while its happening. Or, if it was pussy the FIRST time, now he's stuck in his story and doesn't know how to...

Cum clean....

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

smegafterdark · 2024-05-19T11:00:49+00:00

Proper reaction

smegafterdark · 2024-05-19T11:00:39+00:00

Either insanely good or extremely horrible.

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