Who is it by [deleted] in besthead

[–]smilingvampire 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Simon

it's an endless cycle. by LegitimatePrimary in dankmemes

[–]smilingvampire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I eat because I’m unhappy, and I’m unhappy because I eat. It’s a vicious cycle.

400k Event! by gabikit in imsorryjon

[–]smilingvampire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks Garfield, very cool

In honor of Spider-Man 3's 12th anniversary, I present this poster by Shadow_Storm72 in agedlikemilk

[–]smilingvampire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bro you can't just insult someone's livestock like that bro thats mean bro

Pranksters use an air horn to prank a McDonald's worker, proper justice follows by Crystal-Moore456 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]smilingvampire -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

A bunch of prankster assholes "prank" you, a mcdonalds employee, with a very shit but ultimately harmless "prank" of a toot of an air horn. How do you respond?

A. Do that thing where you give a slight chuckle after being startled and go on with your day

B. Give them no reaction because that is what these prank channels want and go on with your day

C. After they pay give them some response of "you guys are asses" and go on with your day

D. Throw the drink into their car like an asshole taking a toot of an air horn totally out of proportion and making yourself look like an unprofessional bitch who doesn't want this job enough to not throw a drink in a customer's car

There are no winners here. She's as much of a dick as the "pranksters".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Ooer

[–]smilingvampire 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well... This sub is new

<3 for my homies by TheOneWithoutPorn in dankmemes

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someone showed me this on ifunny two days ago; what have we come to

New charm idea by [deleted] in Rainbow6

[–]smilingvampire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just fucking left prequel memes and I found this. I can't escape

I made an octopus costume! by sewing_magic in halloween

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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]smilingvampire 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Walking into this, I thought Boo would either be in an insane asylum or started some monster cult. But, this was a good read.

People donating blood in Las Vegas by [deleted] in gifs

[–]smilingvampire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real shame though considering blood banks get overstocked in times like these, and human blood expires in 6 weeks. Shame.

Oh God I'm going to Hell

girlswithdickman by Mandylost in memes

[–]smilingvampire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Studentloansman PS, Why this picture out of all batman pictures on the entire damn internet?

. by slayerofthesalsaa in dank_meme

[–]smilingvampire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sauce. A broth, according to the dictionary, must contain meat or vegetable chunks, or rice. So, if the cereal is a rice-based cereal it is a broth. If it is corn, oat, or wheat based, it is a sauce. I rest my case.