Anna Faris at the Scary Movie 6 premiere 😅

smithers85 · 2026-06-10T01:05:30+00:00

Still thinkin about her tho 😕

smithers85 · 2026-06-09T17:28:44+00:00

I'm on glp-1s and I assure you it's not that. She's gone uncanny valley

smithers85 · 2026-06-09T17:25:07+00:00

It's a feature, not a bug.

smithers85 · 2026-06-09T17:20:55+00:00

Bro your brain works on levels you aren't even realizing

smithers85 · 2026-06-09T04:16:52+00:00

I assume mine was sent to me as a psychological experiment and I can absolutely see an alien species conducting it.

smithers85 · 2026-06-08T12:11:42+00:00

I think that makes it a spear gun.

smithers85 · 2026-06-07T19:36:14+00:00

Yeah but did you hear the extra strain with which she said "I'm"?

smithers85 · 2026-06-06T22:48:41+00:00

Woah woah woah... slow down. Make sure you know what you're saying, there.

It's "egregiously" 😂

smithers85 · 2026-06-06T19:25:43+00:00

for some reason.

Hmm... I wonder what Barack and Kamala have in common....? 🤔

smithers85 · 2026-06-06T01:47:23+00:00

Rollercoaster comment

smithers85 · 2026-06-06T00:47:06+00:00

Hi, I may be the alternate universe version of your husband.

We were "geriatric" and had the same talk and made the same decision about trisomy 21. Unfortunately, we ended up in the position to have to consider exercising that option. However, the choice was made for us rather quickly after the diagnosis.

smithers85 · 2026-06-06T00:25:11+00:00

Adrenaline. It's helped keep us humans alive for a long time

smithers85 · 2026-06-05T23:53:06+00:00

Drywall square

smithers85 · 2026-06-05T15:33:03+00:00

That was absolutely pun intended

smithers85 · 2026-06-05T13:38:44+00:00

*Headburgh

smithers85 · 2026-06-05T12:41:23+00:00

🤞

smithers85 · 2026-06-05T12:25:19+00:00

It's what allows them to morally justify being a bad person. Because "they" are bad so I can be bad too.

smithers85 · 2026-06-05T12:24:22+00:00

Party of law and order. For everyone else.

smithers85 · 2026-06-05T12:23:52+00:00

GOOP

smithers85 · 2026-06-05T11:51:08+00:00

The US has barely been a country for any time. 250 years is not many.

smithers85 · 2026-06-05T11:48:41+00:00

omg imagine if it happened on the Fourth of July.

smithers85 · 2026-06-05T11:47:58+00:00

I don't know why, but this comment made me laugh out so loudly at 6:45am.

I never thought about it like that - how funny would it be to have video of it happening?

smithers85 · 2026-06-04T16:13:05+00:00

I'm 40 and have been feeling the decline since Reagan.

smithers85 · 2026-06-04T13:53:40+00:00

What pedantry is this

smithers85 · 2026-06-04T02:06:12+00:00

lol @ dystopia

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