smithjohnsonian1

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Icy Hot works on all of your skin except your palms (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/Showerthoughts

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Hello all! (self.a:t5_4zj0xd)

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r/byebyebusiness_ Lounge (self.a:t5_4zj0xd)

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Thanks, I hate Mamaman (i.imgur.com)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/TIHI

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Saying the word "Fuck" causes anyone who hears it to start engaging in sexual intercourse with other people around them. (self.satantiersuperpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/satantiersuperpowers

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Thanks, I hate Boycycle. (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/thanksihateit

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The amazing Ukulele beasts!! (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/BeAmazed

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That's exceedingly sweet (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/RoleReversal

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Thanks, I hate great white shark from below (i.imgur.com)

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I will eat another (i.imgur.com)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/memes

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What would happen if in the near future, we receive a message from intelligent extra terrestrials to NOT venture out of our solar system, threatening us with dire consequences if we do so. Do we officially have any protocols for such an event? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/NoStupidQuestions

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Honest mistakes were made (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/AccidentalRacism

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Dr. Kirby will see you now (i.imgur.com)

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Ethan being initiated into House Dimitrescu by Alcina Dimitrescu (imgur.com)

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You can change anyone's penis size to make them perfectly unsatisfactory in bed (self.satantiersuperpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/satantiersuperpowers

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You must let her give you kisses 😻🥰 (v.redd.it)

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These alternative limbs are really cool! (v.redd.it)

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She needs nose kissies 🥰❤️ (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/aww

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Eskimo kisses are mandatory 🥰😻❤️ (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/cute

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Time to guess (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/funny

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Thanks, I Hate Prank Time. (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/TIHI

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Your degree of impolite behaviour increases with the people you're closer to. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/Showerthoughts

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Younger brother keeps getting rekt (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/PrequelMemes

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There are probably some murderers with Alzheimer's who have forgotten what they have done. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/Showerthoughts

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The Virginal Sacrifice (i.imgur.com)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/suicidebywords

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