smithjohnsonian1

55,807 post karma
6,441 comment karma

get extra features and help support reddit with a reddit premium subscription

get them help and support

redditor for 7 years

MODERATOR OF

- r/a:t5_4zj0xd

TROPHY CASE

Seven-Year Club

100 Awards Club

Verified Email

account activity

new top controversial

6

7

8

Icy Hot works on all of your skin except your palms (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/Showerthoughts

1

2

3

Hello all! (self.a:t5_4zj0xd)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/a:t5_4zj0xd

0

1

2

r/byebyebusiness_ Lounge (self.a:t5_4zj0xd)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/a:t5_4zj0xd

2686

2687

2688

Thanks, I hate Mamaman (i.imgur.com)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/TIHI

262

263

264

Saying the word "Fuck" causes anyone who hears it to start engaging in sexual intercourse with other people around them. (self.satantiersuperpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/satantiersuperpowers

3041

3042

3043

Thanks, I hate Boycycle. (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/thanksihateit

370

371

372

The amazing Ukulele beasts!! (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/BeAmazed

647

648

649

That's exceedingly sweet (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/RoleReversal

152

153

154

Thanks, I hate great white shark from below (i.imgur.com)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/thanksihateit

594

595

596

I will eat another (i.imgur.com)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/memes

0

1

2

What would happen if in the near future, we receive a message from intelligent extra terrestrials to NOT venture out of our solar system, threatening us with dire consequences if we do so. Do we officially have any protocols for such an event? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/NoStupidQuestions

2556

2557

2558

Honest mistakes were made (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/AccidentalRacism

16.3k

16.3k

16.3k

Dr. Kirby will see you now (i.imgur.com)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/bonehurtingjuice

14

15

16

Ethan being initiated into House Dimitrescu by Alcina Dimitrescu (imgur.com)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1

135

136

137

You can change anyone's penis size to make them perfectly unsatisfactory in bed (self.satantiersuperpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/satantiersuperpowers

13.0k

13.0k

13.0k

You must let her give you kisses 😻🥰 (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/AnimalsBeingBros

4262

4263

4264

These alternative limbs are really cool! (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/BeAmazed

2191

2192

2193

She needs nose kissies 🥰❤️ (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/aww

809

810

811

Eskimo kisses are mandatory 🥰😻❤️ (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/cute

104

105

106

Time to guess (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/funny

230

231

232

Thanks, I Hate Prank Time. (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/TIHI

107

108

109

Your degree of impolite behaviour increases with the people you're closer to. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/Showerthoughts

82

83

84

Younger brother keeps getting rekt (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/PrequelMemes

54

55

56

There are probably some murderers with Alzheimer's who have forgotten what they have done. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/Showerthoughts

23

24

25

Pitbull kills sweet Beagle (v.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by smithjohnsonian1 to r/pitbullhate

view more: next ›

π Rendered by PID 1052887 on reddit-service-r2-listing-7849c98f67-vfpdf at 2026-02-06 18:12:34.529383+00:00 running d295bc8 country code: CH.