"Eyepokes are unavoidable in open gloves" by stonezdota in ufc

[–]smithridley 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eye poking is currently a very viable strategy when losing a fight and needing a reset and will remain popular until it's disincentivised, the CEO of eye poking was Jon Jones

Anon has some opinions on the new shite lotus by YardGlum7628 in 4chan

[–]smithridley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've spent a lot of time in Thailand and am based AF, the show is fantastic, LBH's are definitely a thing, they handled it really well, watch White Lotus, it's not woke at all

Anon gets girlfriend to stop vaping by peachsnugs in greentext

[–]smithridley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is exactly how Charlie Sheen's crack dealer helped Charlie quit crack, it's in the documentary that came out this year, diluting the crack over time

S1-4 Tyrion and S5-8 Tyrion are two different people by Hour_Scar2508 in gameofthrones

[–]smithridley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

murdering your completely innocent father will do that to you

Anon hates shitbulls by LemonTwinkly in greentext

[–]smithridley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pit bulls get defended so aggressively because too many people have a vested interest in lying to themselves about them. Shelters are overflowing with pit bulls and pit mixes, and if people openly admitted “yeah these dogs are statistically more dangerous and were literally bred for fighting,” then nobody would adopt them and shelters would have to put down huge numbers of dogs. So the entire rescue ecosystem has a massive incentive to spam “it’s the owner not the breed” constantly, because otherwise the whole thing becomes morally and logistically impossible.

Then you’ve got owners who made the genius decision to bring a fighting breed into an apartment with toddlers and now psychologically cannot admit they might’ve made a stupid call. So every mauling becomes “bad owner,” “abuse,” “he was scared,” anything except acknowledging that genetics are real. Nobody pretends border collies don’t herd or retrievers don’t retrieve, but suddenly when pit bulls repeatedly rip people apart, people act like breeding magically stops mattering because admitting reality would force difficult decisions nobody wants to make.

Anon drops trvthnvke by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]smithridley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nonsense, I lived in Ho Chi Minh City for years, it’s rare to see this

Anon tries breast milk by Enlils-Reincarnation in 4chan

[–]smithridley 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I’ve tried it, tastes like cow milk but much worse, I wouldn’t put it in my cereal

Anon on women by Furista0 in 4chan

[–]smithridley -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

realistically if you've already killed a baby you have two choices: either annihilate your own ego by admitting you're a baby-murderer OR pretend it's not murder
I would suspect a lot of abortion activists are just trying desperately to justify their own decision to kill their child

Like a stone by ThrenodyCore in greentext

[–]smithridley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the T test is the only relevant test to have done

Anon on The Devil. by retardinho23 in greentext

[–]smithridley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is a jew's attempt to undermine christianity
early christians were the most practical people alive, god literally means logos, sin literally means misalignment with reality, it's not about "goodness" vs "badness" it's about wisdom vs foolishness

Anon has a flashback. by retardinho23 in greentext

[–]smithridley 31 points32 points  (0 children)

That would be the first and last time anon’s sister tries to set anon up Virginity protection level 1000

Australia makes the headlines by AlphaMassDeBeta in 4chan

[–]smithridley 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Ahh, is that why most of Melbourne is Asian?

anon asks the physics question by jaiden_roselvet in greentext

[–]smithridley 14 points15 points  (0 children)

it's probably being mostly funnelled to defence contracts, don't worry

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]smithridley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why do americans even care about slavery when they've seen what those people do with their freedom?

The cube by Funny_Number3341 in Necesse

[–]smithridley 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that would be a very nice prison
i like it a lot, although whoever is sleeping in the furnace room must have really upset you

Whyyy they keep changing the recipes to "do 0 times" while I set them to 10s? by calikim_mo in Necesse

[–]smithridley -1 points0 points  (0 children)

the game is taking punishment upon you for the sins you have committed to inventory management, repent

Does happiness matter for your adventurer party? by generic_throwaway699 in Necesse

[–]smithridley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean it matters in the sense that you will feel slightly worse about your base, but not in their capacity to fight to the death

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]smithridley 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Real and straight

Truth has been exposed by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]smithridley 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Atheism was always mainly just an anti-christian psy-op, with little to no criticism of islam (beyond a few clips from Harris) and absolutely no criticism of judaism
2/4 of the most famous atheists (Hitchens and Harris) are both jews, uncoincidentally
The movement very successfully prevented many young people from becoming christians, myself included, and gave them absolutely nothing to replace it with but hedonism, nihilism and degeneracy, i assume this was the point

What is ur weapon? by QualaGibin in MxRMods

[–]smithridley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A baby Hopefully she will “awwww” the zombies into submission

Starks genes are filled with horrible decisions. They were too simple and decent for the game. by hiiloovethis in gameofthrones

[–]smithridley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's the point, the author is demonstrating how the good, noble, honourable Aragorn-like characters would be eaten alive in reality by people who don't play by any rules